As a live stand-up comedy performer, I have the benefit of choosing real entrance music. — John Hodgman Copy Share Image
William Shakespeare was the most remarkable storyteller that the world has ever known. Homer told of adventure and men at war, Sophocles… — Marchette Chute Copy Share Image
I hope I never have to stop acting. I love it. But, I think the coolest thing about acting is working with… — Josh Lawson Copy Share Image
While awaiting sentencing, I decided to give stand-up comedy a shot. The judge had suggested I get my act together, and I… — Tim Allen Copy Share Image
But long story short, I didn't start doing stand-up because I wanted to have a TV show or be an actor or… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
Even when I do comedy, since I have no training in stand-up, I always approach a character like a character and not… — Sunil Grover Copy Share Image
Theo does comedy now, and he's traveling around the country doing comedy, and I actually just saw him, he's from Louisiana, and… — Trishelle Cannatella Copy Share Image
I wasn't classically trained as an actor; I wasn't pursuing standup comedy. I really came into it through the back door. And… — H. Jon Benjamin Copy Share Image
I always think a good sports movie is emblematic in the same way that a great Greek tragedy really has a certain… — Carla Gugino Copy Share Image
Apparently nobody really read it, it was a cheap movie, it fit their schedule in terms of things so fine, let the… — Barry Levinson Copy Share Image
Whenever you're making a dark comedy, you're always looking for the yin and yang in an actor. — Jamie Babbit Copy Share Image
I dont think I could compare myself to Macaulay Culkin, because were pretty much two different kinds of actors. Hes done a… — Brian Bonsall Copy Share Image
I hope I don't just do the exact same thing my whole life. I also feel like it's really hard to make… — David Wain Copy Share Image
Comedy Central wanted to do a show with me, I had a couple failures under my belt with them already, but they… — Daniel Tosh Copy Share Image
Comedy is all about the joke. Comedies usually don't do anything fancy with the camera [or] the lighting. It doesn't matter. It… — Fede Alvarez Copy Share Image
I have a great management team and great agents that assist me, and I take roles in feature films that I hope… — Olivia Stuck Copy Share Image
I'd love to do all types of film, not just comedy, although I love comedy. — Malin Akerman Copy Share Image
the true art of the gods is the comic. The comic is a condescension of the divine to the world of man;… — Isak Dinesen Copy Share Image
Greece won the 2004 European Championship with the oldest trick in the book: man-for-man marking. Why? Because nobody expected it - and… — Martin Samuel Copy Share Image
We have reached a very cynical era of comedy. The Muppets have proven, for 40 years, that you can get laughs without… — Jason Segel Copy Share Image
If someone's a nurse and they're going to the Comedy Cellar on a Thursday night and they paid $30 and a two-drink… — Sarah Sherman Copy Share Image
Comedy is the only form of entertainment where the audience doesn't know what to expect. In an evening, you might get ten… — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
We sit in a room, laugh, and all come up with comedy situations, which we work out. Sometimes we cross the line,… — Joe Gatto Copy Share Image
