Funny Quote by Gold Download Open image “Just after I heard the longest joke AKA your life” — Gold ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.6 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Laugh Laughter Life
When people say life is short. What the hell??? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!!! What can you do thats longer? — Babloo Copy Share Image
Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Never mind, it's too long. — Patience Jr Kibabatoko Copy Share Image
Wana hear a joke about my penis? oh wait, its to long. wana hear a joke about my vagina? oh wait, you'll never get… — Abbey Copy Share Image
The funny thing about life is, it can change your worst problem into the funniest joke. It just needs time. — Bernajoy Vaal Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
