Comedy Quotes · Page 155

And to answer the question that people have about this conspiracy theory that he has a pack in his back, my answer…

— Bill Maher

Romantic comedies are usually about when love works.

— Zooey Deschanel

“As an author I'm in my head all day and I worry that I lose touch with reality. But then my dog…

— Michelle M. Pillow

“Sad, slow music in the small hours of the morning isn't just sad and slow music. It's a narration. And through the…

— Dave Matthes

Comedy has ceased to be a challenge to the mental processes. It has become a therapy of relaxation, a kind of tranquilizing…

— James Thurber

“hi my name is luke, it rhymes with puke!”

— Mary Amato

Comedy is very important, yes. For one thing, it keeps you sane. But it's not really a conversion. I mean, it's marginally…

— Tom Lehrer

There's an art to comedy.

— Marlon Wayans

I acted in high school and studied at the British American Drama Academy in Oxford for one summer. I minored in theater,…

— T. J. Miller

I get to do comedy for a living.

— Chris Gethard

I think there's a certain objectivity that comes from being Canadian. You're partly British and partly American; you have a good bird's-eye…

— Eric McCormack

I just liked stand-up comedy so much. I used to memorize Bill Cosby albums and other people's albums, George Carlin, Flip Wilson.

— Drew Carey

I'm such a comedy fan that I just love laughing and so admire comedians who have brought me joy.

— Miranda Hart

Having a break from comedy is quite good.

— Bill Bailey

People tell me I'm doing all these intense women and that I should lighten up. Then I do a comedy that I'm…

— Isabelle Adjani

Do you know what the key to comedy is? Timing.

— Winston Marshall

Being on 'The Office' prepared me for drama. Comedy got me ready, but once you get down to it, they're two sides…

— Craig Robinson

My show was funny. It was some great comedy.

— Soupy Sales

Certain shows, when it's all comedy, it's like when you eat something that's too sweet and it just tastes gross. You need…

— Jonathan Krisel

I actually enjoy comedy; it's a lot of fun.

— Dule Hill

Comedy makes the subversion of the existing state of affairs possible.

— Dario Fo

My father was a really funny guy. He lived a good long life. And he was the reason I wanted to be…

— Carol Leifer

At times we were criticized for doing too much slapstick. I don't believe in mild comedy, and neither does Lucy.

— Desi Arnaz

Comedy is something I enjoy doing.

— Prosenjit Chatterjee

“I once went to one of his Virgin Vie parties and had a really good time watching Chas having a paddy whilst…

— St. John Morris

I mean, sometimes... a comedian becomes an actor, and they just don't deliver, because the bottom line of comedy is to be…

— Eddie Izzard

My background's in comedy.

— Kate Herron

“He had a body that begged to be painted…with chocolate.”

— L.G.A. McIntyre

I'd see movies, comedies, and I loved 'Animal House', I loved all the John Hughes stuff, but I never saw me and…

— Kevin Smith

I think people were not expecting us [with Robert Ben Garant] to, they were just like, "Well here come the writers," but…

— Thomas Lennon

I love straight-face comedy or relatively subtle comedy. And then I turn around and I find myself doing very broad comedy but…

— Betty White

[At Boston College] I started working on the kinds of skills that you need for comedy. It's about being creative and learning…

— Amy Poehler

Todays Relationships: You can touch each other, . . but . . . . not each others phones..!!:D:p

— Julie Prince

Stath Lets Flats' at its heart is a character comedy show about a family-run estate agents, but it's inspired by a real…

— Natasia Demetriou

Only recently - about five minutes ago, relative to the long-running human comedy - have parents been driving themselves to distraction by…

— George Will

It's true. Hitler was a vegetarian. Just goes to show, vegetarianism, not always a good thing. Can in some extreme cases lead…

— Bill Bailey

I do films which get me out of my comedian routine so that I don't get bored being a stand-up comedian. And…

— Vir Das

A lot of British comedy feels foreign rather than feeling universal.

— Robert B. Weide

The movies I've done with Wes [Anderson] have a much different quality than some of the more broad comedies. But what is…

— Owen Wilson

All of my life doing interviews, comedy has been my favorite thing, comedians are my favorite people.

— Larry King