Comedy Quote by L.G.A. McIntyre Download Open image ““He had a body that begged to be painted…with chocolate.”” — L.G.A. McIntyre ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.6 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Comedy Romance-humor
“Dark chocolate, poured over velvet: that was how his voice tasted. I wanted him to follow me around and narrate the rest of my… — R.J. Anderson Copy Share Image
“Chocolate didn’t make stupid decisions. Chocolate didn’t ask questions. Chocolate was the perfect companion.” — Melissa Foster Copy Share Image
“My god, he’s the one who gets the girls? What? Is he made of chocolate or something?” — Fisher Amelie Copy Share Image
“there is something within chocolate itself, a dark and powerful magic which works on the mind and body.” — H.Y. Hanna Copy Share Image
“His voice was like soothing melted chocolate. I wanted him to ooze his lovely voice all over my naked body.” — James Lusarde Copy Share Image
“So we each had a piece of chocolate for dessert. I’d almost forgotten how much I love chocolate, how there’s something about it that… — Susan Beth Pfeffer Copy Share Image
“Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love.” — Karl Petzke Copy Share Image
“He had always loved to draw and paint, begging to be bought pencils, paint boxes, and paper rather than toys, spending hours wrapped up… — Philip Norman Copy Share Image
“I was a masterpiece; a painting in itself. He was changing me, molding me, and making me into something brand new. I was a… — Evelyn Deshane Copy Share Image
“He was hard lines, chiseled flesh, bronzed skin. I was a marshmallow melting in a cup of cocoa.” — T.J. Klune Copy Share Image
“I despise Wednesdays! They are the Marquis de Sade of the work week. Wednesday are so awful that...wait..what? It's Thurs? (face-palm)” — L.G.A. McIntyre Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“Men circle like bees around honey, buzzing to communicate their sexual despair.” — Carla H Krueger Copy Share Image
You can't cheat comedy. You know, it either is going to be there on the day you capture or it's not. — Justin Lin Copy Share Image
I think if I have any kind of unique gift, it's more in the comedy area than it is in the dramatic area. — Susan Sullivan Copy Share Image
I always worked on holidays when I had to wait tables and stuff like that, so I'm used to it, but now I just… — Chris Redd Copy Share Image
There's nothing like the energy in a small comedy club room or a small theater when it's going really well. I can see everybody's… — Drew Carey Copy Share Image
God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. — Garrison Keillor Copy Share Image