My dad grew up basically in a hut in Taiwan without enough food to eat. And within one generation his son in… — Aziz Ansari Copy Share Image
I never go see live comedy shows because I just sit in the audience thinking, "Here's what I would say. Here's what… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
What you want in a romantic comedy, is to have two people that you want to see together and how do they… — Patrick Dempsey Copy Share Image
My dream is not Hollywood, but to perform my act in English to 30 people in a Soho comedy club, to show… — Gad Elmaleh Copy Share Image
If you look at any successful skit comedy show, ever, there is that format of introducing you to the player in the… — Keegan-Michael Key Copy Share Image
My dad is funny in his own way, and so is my brother, but in terms of legitimately making a lot of… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
I don't know, people take chances on stage. It's a big free speech zone, a comedy show. So sometimes things happen, you… — Drew Carey Copy Share Image
Having done stand-up on television and in stand-up specials for like Comedy Central, you learn quickly that for that type of performance… — John Mulaney Copy Share Image
For years, Blockbuster Video has edited movies. Like The Bad Lieutenant, when he's masturbating while the girls in the car are doing… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
Do you ever leave a message for somebody and the answering machine cuts you off, and you have to decide whether you… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
In Mexico, audiences want to see a big discussion around a film - what we expect from Hollywood films worldwide is more… — Gael Garcia Bernal Copy Share Image
A tragedy is a tragedy, and at the bottom, all tragedies are stupid. Give me a choice and I'll take A Midsummer… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
Comedy today is not what it was years ago. It's always changing, in particular to female comics. No longer are certain subjects… — Patrick Stewart Copy Share Image
Intelligent media companies strive to provide both intellectual and comedy programs, groundbreaking and reflective articles, art house and popular movies. Not to… — Lachlan Murdoch Copy Share Image
They are just really stupid people in Hollywood. You write them a script, and they say they love it, they absolutely love… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
The major caveat in all of comedy is that it's all instinctive. There's no true criteria. There is no right or wrong.… — Larry Charles Copy Share Image
I'm drawn to more than I'm allowed to do or asked to do, or probably should do. My whole career has been… — Steve Pink Copy Share Image
“Speak English at this table or I will fire you so fast you'll wind up standing at the airport wondering how you… — Mira Grant Copy Share Image
It's so funny because, here in Hollywood, an actor who really is versatile and who has the ability to transform between comedy… — Rocky Carroll Copy Share Image
It's nice to think people might be talking about it after they've seen it. With some comedies it's a bit 'wham bam… — Alice Lowe Copy Share Image
My favorite movies were 'Singin' in the Rain' and stuff that had a more classic comedy type feel, that more slapsticky stuff.… — Colleen Ballinger Copy Share Image
I worked in accounting for two and a half years, realized that wasn't what I wanted to do with the rest of… — Bob Newhart Copy Share Image
“There's a big difference between want and need," she muttered to herself, picking her pad and pen back up. "I mean I… — Jill Shalvis Copy Share Image
I keep my stand-up comedy notes in a pile on my desk. I don't organize my act. I keep myself in a… — Joy Behar Copy Share Image
Although according to certain philosophers it is quite difficult to distinguish the jester from the melancholic, life itself being a comic drama… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Comedy is a way to make sense of chaos. It's a way of dealing with things that are overwhelming, that threaten you;… — Laura Linney Copy Share Image
I think it's probably much easier to do political comedy from a two-party point of view, in that the majority have some… — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
There are so many great comedies, right now. I like how comedies are really mixing. They're not just one thing. It can… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
We're delighted that Freddie Flintstone and his friends have made such a hit. The comedy is not the old cartoon slapstick. Most… — William Hanna Copy Share Image
A favorite film of mine is 'Office Space' and I love 'The Hangover.' That is a really good comedy from character in… — Seth Gordon Copy Share Image
One of the things that makes any good entertainment, whether it's a play, drama, comedy, television, film, whatever, is that you feel… — Glenn Howerton Copy Share Image
I've done history; I've done biopics, I've done a little bit of comedy. I just want to keep going and show people… — Jason Mitchell Copy Share Image
So I kept it to myself. Then some of my classmates started to come down to the comedy club, taking a girl… — Chris Tucker Copy Share Image
“Mike’s brain was hardwired directly into his genitals and most higher functions appeared to have switched themselves off. In other words, he… — Jackson Radcliffe Copy Share Image
I'd like to play a mixture of Lucille Ball meets Murphy Brown meets Glenn Close on 'Damages,' to keep a little bit… — Joelle Carter Copy Share Image
As an audience member, I like watching Rupert as an actor when he's most playful, ... I think Rupert is really adept… — Benjamin Bratt Copy Share Image
Man, Amy Ryan. I have geeked out so hard for her - to her face! There aren't a lot of people that… — Abbi Jacobson Copy Share Image
I tell fans who ask me why I'm not doing comedy anymore that I'm a different person. I've grown and I've matured.… — Flip Wilson Copy Share Image
The development of the comedy club industry destroyed the uniqueness and intimacy of the profession but it also created jobs for comics… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
I know CNN has taken some knocks lately but the fact is, I admire their commitment to covering all sides of the… — Barack Obama Copy Share Image
