Comedy Quotes · Page 13

Life is funny and weird.

— Tyrann Mathieu

It's funny how your

— M-d-d

My gift is to be funny.

— Leslie Jordan

“lol christine lyf”

— twelvie gang

I don't mean to be funny.

— Yogi Berra

I use humor to educate.

— Ruth Westheimer

Laughter always forgives.

— Martin Amis

I think I'm a funny guy.

— J. D. Martinez

I was named DC's funniest celebrity.

— Austan Goolsbee

Its so funny whenever things come full circle.

— Swoosie Kurtz

The word 'comedy' implies slapstick.

— Ridley Scott

Don't laugh at your jokes laugh at yourself.

— Harry Lewis

I've never been able to write for stand-up.

— Elayne Boosler

“very painful comedy of errors”

— Neal Shusterman

I would like to work in both comedy and drama.

— Daniela Bobadilla

Laugh because that is the purest sound.

— Hafez

In my opinion, where comedy sequels tend to go bad is that they get sillier and lighter.

— Craig Mazin

People sometimes say how standup is so hard, and I always tell them that it's hard at the beginning.

— Bill Maher

Comedy is not something that had necessarily jumped out as something I'd immediately go for.

— Ed Speleers

“I have three sets of humor. One I keep in a bag of salt, because it’s the dry one.
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— Jarod Kintz

Suddenly, if I were to be seen in a sex comedy, it wouldn't be acceptable to my fans.

— Alok Nath

I'm traveling the world, ripping rooms apart with my stupendous comedy.

— Todd Barry

“Laughter is the plangent reflection of pain. Laughter acts as a tonic, the surcease for pain.”

— Kilroy J. Oldster

“Famous ancient proverb say: Learn to laugh at your own misfortunes, everyone else is!”

— Ancient

Comedy is one of the toughest genres. It is so essential to get the timing right, failing which the humour can fall…

— Jacqueline Fernandez

I think there should be laughs in everything. Sometimes, it's a slammed door, a pie in the face or just a recognition…

— Alan Rickman

Some things hit close to home with people, and it's going to be hard to tell someone who lost somebody on 9/11…

— Michael Che

“Jokes in the face of calamity made one feel dirty, guilty; they also dissolved the fear and lessened the weight of uncertainty,…

— Elif Shafak

The laughter of man is more terrible than his tears, and takes more forms hollow, heartless, mirthless, maniacal.

— James Thurber

I'll stick to finding the funny in the ordinary because my life is pretty ordinary and so are the lives of my…

— Issa Rae

I'm not interested in parts where they are looking for a good-looking guy. I want to be a weird little sidekick in…

— Alexander Skarsgard

My stand-up is the place where I get to be the most me. I get to exaggerate me. There's no stifling of…

— Robby Hoffman

Comedy is like a very cokey, druggy sugar. You get hits of comedy, and it's very, "More, give me more of that…

— Eddie Izzard

I got away from comedy because it wasn't being done in the way that I loved and the way that I could…

— Sandra Bullock

“is there any I could get a glass of water?" [waiter]There is no way... I toss and turn many a night trying…

— Brian Regan

It has become cliché to say I laughed until I cried, but when I'm done reading one of [Kupperman's] underground comics my…

— Conan O'Brien

I'm interested not just in projects that I'll be starring in, but producing film and TV that's really quality and great for…

— Lance Reddick

When I first started doing my stand-up act, I played the banjo, did comedy, magic tricks, juggled, read poetry. I stuck it…

— Steve Martin

“When men were ready to marry, look out. Their evolution busted out all over. They nabbed the closest female hanging out near…

— Gale Martin

But what's true about comedians is that we've all got a huge hole in our personality. In a room of 3,000 people,…

— Jimmy Carr