Comedy Quotes · Page 13

I love to play strippers and to imitate them. I love using that idea for comedy, but the idea of actually going…

— Tina Fey

When life gives me lemons I sell them for drug money

— Anonymous

I came to The United States to see what would happen in 2000 after working for 20 years in Australia and asked…

— Alan Dale

My comedy is different every time I do it. I don't know what the hell I'm doing.

— Adam Sandler

I built my entire career off of teen comedies. I was in 'Bring It On'.

— Kirsten Dunst

Corden's a comedy powerhouse.

— Lenny Henry

The only thing darker than 'Overboard' is 'Micki & Maude,' the bigamy comedy from 1984.

— Mark Duplass

“I've been 21 for many years now.”

— Stewart Stafford

Josh Radnor is that rare thing: a writer-director who thinks like an actor but still knows how to create a comedy with…

— Owen Gleiberman

I was doing stand up comedy when I was 11, that's how I got started; not because I wanted to do comedy,…

— Shia LaBeouf

The cleverest character in comedy is the clown, for he who would make people take him for a fool, must not be…

— Anonymous

Low comedies are written for the drawing-room, the kitchen and the stable, and if you cut out the kitchen and the stable…

— Mark Twain

I've made my evolutionary purpose and had children. I don't care if anybody likes me, I'm going to do what I want…

— John Hodgman

I don't have to change anything. I think that's the secret to comedy. You want to be universal and appeal to everyone.…

— Kevin Hart

When we developed the 'Seinfeld' show, we took a bet on Jerry Seinfeld, who was not a household name. But Jerry had…

— Warren Littlefield

Comedy illuminates. And it unifies people, it's not as polarizing as shows with specific political agendas.

— Randy Rainbow

People go, 'Oh, Trump must be good for comedy,' and I go, 'Ehhh.'

— Bobcat Goldthwait

My dad died, and my grandfather died, and my great-grandfather died. And the guy before him, I don't know. Probably died.

— Norm MacDonald

I wish people wouldn't just see me as the Asian girl who beats everyone up, or the Asian girl with no emotion.…

— Lucy Liu

I'm the Forrest Gump of comedy.

— Dana Gould

“She had a voice so husky it could have pulled a dogsled, and the gun she was holding gave me a bad…

— Patrick Major Dallas OR

There's a theory with comedy that you shouldn't do anything that's too topical in your specials because people won't be able to…

— Jim Jefferies

They always give you three ketchup packets. When you go back up and ask for more, the guy handing them out always…

— Jim Gaffigan

I have been fortunate to be able to have a career playing comedy and drama. And it's awfully hard - it's like…

— Jack Lemmon

The whole acting and Hollywood [thing], it's just work to me. Stand-up comedy ruins you so badly for doing television. I don't…

— Doug Stanhope