What I really need is a woman who loves me for my money but doesn't understand math. — Mike Birbiglia Copy Share Image
With stand-up you've just got that one chance. Audiences can be quite fickle. — Johnny Vegas Copy Share Image
Comedy is a tool to be used so that people can relate to each other. — Eddie Griffin Copy Share Image
Society is really coming to a point where they're not asking if women can be funny anymore. We all know they obviously… — Lauren Lapkus Copy Share Image
I try not to make social consciousness a massive part of my music or comedy because I prefer to be an entertainer… — Doc Brown Copy Share Image
I prefer being known for my stand-up because I write it. I love being an actor, and saying other people's words is… — Kathy Griffin Copy Share Image
Why anybody gets my sense of humor I never know, but I do know that when they do, I keep them as… — Joss Whedon Copy Share Image
I go through my comments sometimes, and I'll just take snapshots of the terrible ones and send them to my friends. I… — Sabrina Carpenter Copy Share Image
I'm difficult to cast. In comedy, if there's a female character, usually written by a bloke, she's either the ditsy good-looking one,… — Daisy May Cooper Copy Share Image
So I kept it to myself. Then some of my classmates started to come down to the comedy club, taking a girl… — Chris Tucker Copy Share Image
Sin and grace, absence and presence, tragedy and comedy, they divide the world between them and where they meet head on, the… — Frederick Buechner Copy Share Image
I think I'm someone who is really prone to melancholy, and the super heavy, thick shows kind of spiral me out into… — Sara Bareilles Copy Share Image
Don't let a single comic moment pass you by; then help the audience get the laughs. Give them permission to laugh by… — James Carver Copy Share Image
I really wanted to, but I just didn't understand how people became comedians. I kind of thought it was something you were… — Tig Notaro Copy Share Image
I have spiritual beliefs that I could literally go out and make an entire comedy routine about, and tour as some sort… — Jim Carrey Copy Share Image
“Anthropologist Mary Douglas (1991) examines the very thin line separating a joke from an insult: a joke expresses something a community is… — Henry Jenkins Copy Share Image
My family’s said to me from the beginning, ‘People are always going to tell you to pick what you want to be… — Hannah Simone Copy Share Image
One of my favorite things about 'Star Trek' wasn't just the overt banter but the humor in that show about the relationships… — J. J. Abrams Copy Share Image
Puns are often unacceptable to the feelings; they come like a spoonful of ice-cream in the midst of a comfortable smoking-hot steak,… — Sara Coleridge Copy Share Image
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