Robby Hoffman

The best pen is the Sharpie S-Gel. I like a 0.5. A little thick to it, a little milky. Nothing better.

— Robby Hoffman

A touch of bullying keeps a person humble.

— Robby Hoffman

Suddenly, you go to set and there's Steve and I'm like, 'OK, I'm acting with Steve Carell,' but you have to get…

— Robby Hoffman

I don't like my house to look like a hotel, but I love a hotel.

— Robby Hoffman

Toronto really is my stomping grounds. That's where I came up in stand-up. It's my favourite city of all the cities I've…

— Robby Hoffman

I take talking as seriously as I do writing, acting and stand-up. Not everybody is good at talking.

— Robby Hoffman

I'm gay, no shame 'til the day I die.

— Robby Hoffman

I have strong convictions.

— Robby Hoffman

We grew up no frills, is how I would say it. We were going to be fed, sheltered and educated.

— Robby Hoffman

I'm not doing this to somebody else. We're not doing my egg. The back end's here. I don't need some kid coming…

— Robby Hoffman

I love the smell of gasoline in a car, but people hate it.

— Robby Hoffman

I've worked with great guys, progressive guys, guys who've championed me. But even they have blind spots, because they've grown up with…

— Robby Hoffman

I just, like, live my life.

— Robby Hoffman

We get to be like music. You might be into rock, you might be into hip-hop, you might be into R&B. Comedy…

— Robby Hoffman

It's always that I have more thoughts. I wish I could turn my thoughts off, but thank god I have such an…

— Robby Hoffman

Men would tell you what you should be doing. They love to do that.

— Robby Hoffman

Your secret is not safe with me.

— Robby Hoffman

I kind of sit back and enjoy whatever the hell's happening.

— Robby Hoffman

Sometimes I have an idea best suited for a script, sometimes it's for the stage, and sometimes it's a tweet. Point is…

— Robby Hoffman

I'm becoming more me every year. Stand-up has allowed me to push 'me' to the extreme.

— Robby Hoffman

I feel most at home when the lights are on me and I'm dancing around on stage.

— Robby Hoffman

Naomi Ekperigin's Instagram Stories send me.

— Robby Hoffman

I was like, I can't just be going to school willy-nilly. No theater degree for me. I need to go into something…

— Robby Hoffman

When you don't have anything, you learn the difference between fashion and taste.

— Robby Hoffman

In terms of my career as a whole, it's been slow and steady wins the race. We've had people slowly but surely…

— Robby Hoffman