Comedy Quotes by Dov Davidoff

10 Comedy quotes by Dov Davidoff

Davidoff’s playful wordplay shines in these ten compact jokes. Each one offers a quick, clever spin on everyday situations.

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Comedy is rarely funny.

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Writing good jokes requires effort. Think I'll just start dressing funnier.

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Comedy is a cruel mistress, especially if you're already seeing a really cruel mistress.

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My job as a comedian is to heighten awareness about locally grown produce, fight factory farming, and promote euthanasia, but in a…

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Man's inhumanity toward man is astounding, and I'm just talking about the lineup at certain comedy clubs.

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Standup comedy is fun. I mean other than having to experience the excruciating lonlieness and unacknowledged sadness that results in funny.

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Comedy has been my way to reconcile with the world. I didn't really set out to do this, but comedy has served…

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If I were a bad black comic I would name my special, Yo mama, and other stories of a lack of self…

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Laughing at ones own attempt at humor while saying things just come to me should be punishable by death.

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Few things are as uniquely painful as bad comedy, and the realization that the human mind is a house of mirrors with…

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I'm endlessly amazed by what people are capable of, and incapable of.

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Break ups are painful, but if initiated at the right time can fuel one's sense of optimism.

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People that say I have a 'fear of commitment' don't understand my relationship with popcorn.

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Nike store won't accept my Starbucks card as payment. Come on guys, just do it.

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Living by the beach means feeling guilty about never going to the beach.

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Most public bathrooms now have automatic toilet sensors. People can't even be trusted to flush.

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At the gym; I've given up trying to get in really good shape, and re-committed myself to not getting any worse.

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All politicians promise that which they cannot deliver. I just wish they did so less gleefully.

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Being anti-social can also mean that you're aware of how annoying it is to be social.

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Life is fragile, unless your in the NFL in which case you'll need to wear padding.

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I like to be able to connect with people. And that's how I connect, right away. I like to really talk to somebody. To…

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Fake titties are inversely proportioned to their owners level of self esteem. This being said, part of me loves them.

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