Oh yeah, I'd love to be a comedian. I've done a lot, but always in the confines of plays. — Michael Gambon Copy Share Image
I think for any comedian to come and get big laughs from a really tough, discerning, comedy-literate audience, it is the biggest… — Omid Djalili Copy Share Image
As a standup comedian, you have to develop a sense of fearlessness. It's really important for your livelihood and your well-being. And… — John DiMaggio Copy Share Image
Someone going from TikTok and expecting to be a natural stand-up comedian is the equivalent in my mind of someone being good… — Tony Hinchcliffe Copy Share Image
If you can't write your own material, you have very little chance of making it as a comedian. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
When I'm going to see a comedian, I don't want to see them hold back, and when I'm reading a book, I… — Kathy Griffin Copy Share Image
Being a comedian is probably the only job apart from undertaking that isn't age restricted. — Peter Kay Copy Share Image
I personally have no interest in being a star or a celebrity. I want my stand-up comedy and how I think as… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
Congress is furious at the Secret Service for consorting with hookers, which has traditionally been Congress's role. — Andy Borowitz Copy Share Image
Comedy shows in D.C. are so much fun. I think because of the intense area that is connected to politics that people… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
I'm a comedian. Comedians are supposed to be jaded, cynical, angry people. But I'm not: I'm a silly, silly fun boy. — Pete Holmes Copy Share Image
There's two types of hecklers. If someone says something really funny it's normally them heckling as part of the show. They're trying… — Jim Jefferies Copy Share Image
All of my comedian friends are some of the best joke writers in the world. — Ron White Copy Share Image
I would have liked to be a comedian in the '20s, or maybe even a comedian on the Mayflower and have a… — Dani Levy Copy Share Image
Half the time, you go on any one of these news sites, whether it be a Yahoo or a Google, and one… — Brad Williams Copy Share Image
I think Jimmy Carr is very funny and probably the most industrious comedian I know and I really respect him for that. — Frank Skinner Copy Share Image
I'm a good counter comedian. I can just work it off with looks, or have something crazy to say back. That works… — Ice Cube Copy Share Image
I think politicians and comedians have a lot in common. One is a group of approval-seeking narcissists who will say and do… — Aasif Mandvi Copy Share Image
A comedian, or any artist, needs their time to develop what they are doing. There has to be some respect for the… — Keenen Ivory Wayans Copy Share Image
I wanted to make a living, but I really was not interested in money at all. I was interested in being a… — Larry David Copy Share Image
Even though my father was a radio comedian, it wasn't cool to say, at a young age, 'I want to be a… — Albert Brooks Copy Share Image
Who's famous anymore? No one. There are these comedians that are famous in a weird way. There are comedians, like Anjelah Johnson… — Moshe Kasher Copy Share Image
Harold Lloyd was not a comedian. But he was the finest actor to play a comedian that I ever saw. — Hal Roach Copy Share Image
