I do make a concscious effort to be genuine among other comedians. If I write something or try something that doesn't feel… — Brent Weinbach Copy Share Image
You can truly grieve for every officer who's been lost in the line of duty in this country, and still be troubled… — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
A comedian is simply a different kind of therapist. A comedian is a psychologist and a psychiatrist rolled into one. Except I… — Eugene Mirman Copy Share Image
For the most part, comedians are pretty friendly with each other. They always say they badmouth each other, but most of the… — Colin Quinn Copy Share Image
I wish, in some ways, I was the type of comedian who could do something blistering and topical, but I'm the guy… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
Anyone you give a ton of money to is going to go slightly crazy. I don't think comedians are particularly special in… — Nick Kroll Copy Share Image
The comedians all finished their acts with a song. They would get a certain amount of money from the song publishers and… — Denis Norden Copy Share Image
To tell you the truth, I always wanted to be a sketch comedian and a comedy actor. — Artie Lange Copy Share Image
I sometimes throw in a couple of swears just to keep the Christian right off my tail. I wouldn't want to be… — Gary Gulman Copy Share Image
Being a professional comedian is doing it right and good, when you don't feel like it. — Franklyn Ajaye Copy Share Image
You must not be afraid of small bits of silence. To use it well is the height of confidence and skill for… — Franklyn Ajaye Copy Share Image
If you became a comedian in the '80s, you had to work the circuit and make people laugh. Canned laughter is cheating. — Paul Merton Copy Share Image
I don't know any comedian who tailors his act to his audience. Maybe people say they do, but I can't even imagine… — Colin Quinn Copy Share Image
I think somewhere along the line probably Tony Hancock did an interview and claimed that he was terribly depressed, and that he… — Vic Reeves Copy Share Image
To be honest with you, when I got into this I never thought about reviews. I never thought about what people would… — Adam Sandler Copy Share Image
Whether people know the evolution of the conversation or not, I don't know, but thematically, as a comedian, I stay in the… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
I wanted to be a comedian, and this is what I'm doing. If I can keep this going, I'm happy. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
Professional comedians, surprisingly, have a lack of humor. They're insensitive to the insanity of our times. — Mort Sahl Copy Share Image
I like the tradition of the Oscars. I like that some of the greatest comedians ever have hosted the show. — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
I know who Dick Gregory is; I knew what his accomplishments are. I certainly knew him as a comedian and an activist. — Joe Morton Copy Share Image
On the other side of the spectrum, you see someone like Donald Trump, who is using as the basis of his campaign… — Sacha Baron Cohen Copy Share Image
I try not to be one particular type of comedian - I try to be foolish, and silly, and surreal, and quite… — Sean Lock Copy Share Image
I always fancied myself more of an actor than a comedian before I realized that only assholes make that kind of distinction. — Rob Corddry Copy Share Image
Some comedians you work with, they only turn on when the camera turn on, and they're like sad-faced clowns when the camera's… — Ice Cube Copy Share Image
