My life was typical. I played a little Little League baseball. I never wanted for food. I always had shoes. I had… — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
I'm quietly becoming New York's premiere actor. People don't understand. They have me pigeon-holed as a comedian. — Colin Quinn Copy Share Image
As a comedian, I can walk out in front of 5000 people and not worry about a thing. Not a thing, believe… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
I considered myself a professional comedian because the club would pay me $20. — Tom Green Copy Share Image
Some comedians tell nice jokes that you can tell to your kids. Some use bad words - they work 'blue.' If you… — Gilbert Gottfried Copy Share Image
If I wanted to take a more activist or journalistic slant in work, I should probably just go be an activist or… — John Oliver Copy Share Image
When you see a crowd of people jumping up and down at a pop concert, all gloriously in the moment, I don't… — Steve Coogan Copy Share Image
“Divorce is like surgery without anesthesia. You feel every cut, every tear, and it leaves you with scars you can't see, but… — Paul Hogan Copy Share Image
I think with a comedian, when you get to the point of a greatest hits, it's kind of an acknowledgment that you've… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
A good competition for comedians would be where a comedian has a conversation and is then quizzed on what the other person… — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
There is a very difficult period in a comedian's career - it's that window of time where you're good enough to draw… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
We were against the war in Vietnam and for voter registration and social issues. Everybody has their choices, and the obligation of… — Tom Smothers Copy Share Image
I never wanted to be a magician. I never wanted to be a comedian. I never wanted to be onstage. — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
I want more stand-up comics in prime time. It's great for every comedian. — Ralphie May Copy Share Image
You could be a poet, an artist, a comedian - if you're in the culture of innovation then you embrace those who… — Neil deGrasse Tyson Copy Share Image
I'm a comedian because I want people to like me. That's really why all comedians are comedians. — Tim Minchin Copy Share Image
If I've inadvertently become some sort of role model for failed comedians, then it's really backfired very badly on me. — Jack Dee Copy Share Image
The whole idea of celebrity is flattering - it helps you get into restaurants and stuff - but once you obtain some… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
Because they're probably long gone. Are you hurt?" Gabe asked with enough urgency that she realized he must have felt shiver in… — Cindy Gerard Copy Share Image
We [me and my husband] both had our things. Seth was the artist, I was the singer. We were like "You do… — Rachael MacFarlane Copy Share Image
What really got my goat at MGM were comedians like The Marx Brothers who never wrote their own jokes. — Buster Keaton Copy Share Image
I set out to become a comedian, and I said in order to do that the first thing I'll do is become… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
I had no intention of becoming a comedian. I just wanted to make people happy. I tried everything-I shucked oysters, I painted… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
Sometimes a photographer is a passenger, sometimes a person who stays in one place. What he watches changes constantly, but his watching… — Shomei Tomatsu Copy Share Image
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