Comedian Quotes · Page 50

Every hairstyle I have is funny because my barber is a standup comedian by the slightly unfortunate name of Paul Sweeney. His…

— Joe Lycett

Really, to me, a really good evening would be a comedian, followed by a band, followed by a really good DJ.

— Jens Lekman

I have a pretty fresh delivery. I feel that I am probably more of a dramatic actor, but I'm also a comedian.…

— Tone Bell

You have to be delusional to be a comedian.

— Mike Birbiglia

I could never be a professional comedian, 'cause you have to keep telling the same jokes. For me, they're like word solos.

— Robyn Hitchcock

In the dark times, if you have something to hold on to, which is yourself, you'll survive.

— Whoopi Goldberg

I like LA because it has a giant supply of great comedians.

— Joe Rogan

By the age of 13, I knew I wanted to be a comedian like Morecambe and Wise. So, obviously, I thought I'd…

— Miranda Hart

Both my uncles were in bands, my grandpa was a comedian who wore clown makeup on stage.

— Ava Max

When I see a good singer, I get teary-eyed. Part of it is jealousy because all comedians are frustrated rock stars. That's…

— Jeff Ross

Alan Moore's first choice to be the Comedian... was Burt Reynolds. But I never saw myself as Burt Reynolds; I saw myself…

— Jeffrey Dean Morgan

I'm not a comedian. I'm what you call a good, old-fashioned working actor who has had delusions of grandeur for my entire…

— Chris Diamantopoulos

The greatest thing about being a comedian is knowing other comedians. And you get to talk to them. Its the most fun.

— Jerry Seinfeld

Great Canadian comics are often outsiders and insiders at the same time. That's a great perspective for a comedian.

— David Steinberg

One of the first TV shows that I did was this prank show. And we did a prank where we took a…

— Rob Huebel

A lot of us [comedians] are drawn to the stage or show business or whatever because we didn't feel so great about…

— Barry Crimmins

You are always a comedian by default. You are this way because you've been forced to be this way, but it is…

— Woody Allen

Every person you look at, you can see the universe in their eyes, if you're really looking

— George Carlin

In 1987, I was in Edinburgh doing my first one-man show. I took part in a kickabout with some fellow comedians and…

— Paul Merton

So many people there are in politics that they're overly cautious about laughing at stuff. They're so damned concerned about what everyone…

— Bill Burr

I feel like Jim Carrey is probably the closest thing to a true physical comedian that we have working today.

— Josh Gad

When I first realized that I wanted to be a stand-up comedian was when I was in the service.

— Rudy Ray Moore

Louis C. K. is one of my all time favorite standup comedians.

— Aubrey Plaza

“I know I always want to do the best I can.”

— Adam Sandler

I've often been told that if music doesn't work out I could be a comedian.

— Jade Bird