Imagine the Creator as a low comedian, and at once the world becomes explicable. — H. L. Mencken Copy Share Image
Any comedian who tells you how dark and dangerous they are, they're not dark and dangerous. — Patton Oswalt Copy Share Image
I never thought I'd be a comedian. But, growing up, I simply loved watching comedy. The '80s was huge for comedy in… — Arj Barker Copy Share Image
I do love standup. I love comedians. They're my community. Also, because I know so many of them, I know the value… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
I've been insane for a long time. An ex-girlfriend of mine once asked, "Is it true that all comedians are depressed?," and… — Jason Gann Copy Share Image
Comedians are sociologists. We're pointing out stuff that the general public doesn't even stop to think about, looking at life in slow-motion… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
When you do late-night TV, you do different jokes in the same place every night. When you're on the road as a… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
I don't know any astronauts. There are a lot of people who say they want to be comedians. — Todd Barry Copy Share Image
Because I'm around comedians all the time, in my downtime I tend not to watch comedy. Something the whole family enjoys is… — Nina Conti Copy Share Image
I think you develop strong instincts when you're a comedian. You have to pay your bills by making people laugh every six… — Byron Allen Copy Share Image
Once people enjoy what I do, I don't mind if they call me a magician or an illusionist or a hypnotist, entertainer,… — Keith Barry Copy Share Image
I think of myself as a comedian who has the pleasure of writing jokes about things that I actually care about. — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
I don't understand why there is such a trend now for comedy to be cruel. Once you're cruel, you're not a comedian… — Omid Djalili Copy Share Image
Why should we tell kidnappers, murderers, and embezzlers their rights? If they don't know their rights, they shouldn't be in the business. — Pat Paulsen Copy Share Image
When I get up in the morning, I go and I work with beautiful women and charming men and funny comedians and… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy because they know what it's like to feel absolutely… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
There's this message to comedians in particular, that you shouldn't write it, and a television writer should write it. And that's a… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
So I kept it to myself. Then some of my classmates started to come down to the comedy club, taking a girl… — Chris Tucker Copy Share Image
I am able to apply certain things to my craft that maybe other comedians don't, because I'm a devotee. — Hari Kondabolu Copy Share Image
I've often heard it said a preacher might learn with a comedian for a teacher. — Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Copy Share Image
For a long time I thought I knew for sure who I was. I grew up in New Orleans and became a… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
