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“I don't know any astronauts. There are a lot of people who say they want to be comedians.” quote by Todd Barry — Download Open image

“I don't know any astronauts. There are a lot of people who say they want to be comedians.”

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And the goal really is to make the audience laugh, to bring them some joy.

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I am the the type to have a personal experience with a celebrity, but I'm too classy to bring that up.

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