Many people are surprised to hear that we have comedians in Russia, but they are there. They are dead, but they are… — Yakov Smirnoff Copy Share Image
Comedians can articulate some important and profound ideas that address a lot of the hypocrisy we're inundated with (in the media). — Ted Alexandro Copy Share Image
Half of the great comedians I've had in my shows and that I paid a lot of money to and who made… — Florenz Ziegfeld Copy Share Image
Richard Pryor - he had stories, he had characters, he had short jokes, and he had bits. He had all those things.… — Charlie Murphy Copy Share Image
Before I was a comedian, I thought the coolest thing that would happen to me was being a teenager... Boy, was I… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
My job as a comedian is to heighten awareness about locally grown produce, fight factory farming, and promote euthanasia, but in a… — Dov Davidoff Copy Share Image
I'm a total one-hour drama addict. I think when you're a comedian, you tend towards dramas because that's the less stressful thing… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
I don't think of myself as funny - I don't fill up a room with my humor... I would fail miserably as… — Steve Carell Copy Share Image
Will Rogers used to say he wouldn't run for president no matter how badly the country needed a comedian. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
At times, I pity my comedian image. People start laughing seeing me even in funeral processions. — Johnny Lever Copy Share Image
I'm an old guy, and I was protesting during the Vietnam War. We killed fifty Asians for every loyal American. Every artist… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
I wasn't the good looking guy, I wasn't the hot chick, I wasn't the fat guy, I didn't have a catchphrase, I… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
I don't consider myself a comedian because I don't really concern myself too much with jokes. — Paul Rudd Copy Share Image
What happened to me is I gained a little weight so I could be more accessible to people. They're not like, 'Oh… — Adam DeVine Copy Share Image
I tell people all the time, as I was going through my process of being a comedian or being an actor and… — J. B. Smoove Copy Share Image
A lot of the comedians nowadays just do comedy as a stepping stone. Take for example Dane Cook. The guy is huge.… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the Comedian is the only thing that makes sense. — Alan Moore Copy Share Image
When I'm traveling a lot the flight attendants will ask what I do and if I say I'm a magician then I… — Justin Willman Copy Share Image
I think of myself as a comedian who has the pleasure of writing jokes about things that I actually care about, and… — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
I'm trying to do what Eddie Murphy did for his generation. You have to show people, 'I'm different. I'm not just a… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
I was influenced by every comedian I ever saw work. That's the only way you learn how to do it. — Bob Newhart Copy Share Image
When I was in high school I saw Steven Wright, a brilliant one-liner comedian, and I thought: 'That's what I should do;… — Mike Birbiglia Copy Share Image
Many comedians have a dark side that lets them take a negative thing and turn it funny. — Rachel Dratch Copy Share Image
