Comedian Quotes · Page 58

I love it when artists talk about process! I love the movie Comedian.

— Rachel Zucker

I'm very lucky to be a comedian, and I feel privileged that people come to see me in the expectation that I…

— Jon Richardson

People tend to feel that if you're a comedian, you can't act.

— David Jason

I'm not a politician, I'm a comedian. I know my limitations.

— Bernie Mac

Comedians don't laugh. They're too busy analyzing why it's funny or not.

— James Lipton

The only way I'd want to do something in television would be if it was about how I think as a comedian.…

— Brian Regan

The danger for a comedian on Twitter is the same danger that any civilian faces: sometimes you gotta put that phone down…

— Rob Delaney

Reading [Judd Apatow] book, about his background, I think there's a great similarity. What gives him the fire to work hard? He…

— David Copperfield

I must admit I am nervous about getting Alzheimer's. Once it hits, I might tell my best joke and never know it.

— Joan Rivers

Basically, I thought I had nothing to lose so I'd try my luck as a stand-up comedian. So even if it all…

— Alan Carr

I was booked into the Riviera Hotel in Las Vegas with three other comedians. We all were using the Riviera in-house shampoo,…

— Mitch Hedberg

I'm a comedian who happens to be Muslim; my comedy stems on all forms of my identity.

— Riaad Moosa

There is no credit to being a comedian, when you have the whole Government working for you. All you have to do…

— Will Rogers

I'm not a comedian. I don't do stand-up. I don't tell jokes. I'm a comedic actor, and approach my work that way.…

— Eugene Levy

A comedian sees the world bent. I'm tangent to the circle.

— Buddy Hackett

They all laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian. Well, they're not laughing now.

— Bob Monkhouse

From the very beginning I knew I had to be a comedian, and thus preferred being one.

— M. S. Narayana

I am a comedian. My brain is critical - it's overthinking - but you can find ways to turn it down and…

— Pete Holmes

I'm a comedian, not a politician.

— Adam Carolla

I love following my friend Tony Zaret on Instagram. He's a super funny comedian who makes these parodies of memes, and Instagram…

— Scott Rogowsky

A kitten is the most irresistible comedian in the world. Its wide-open eyes gleam with wonder and mirth. It darts madly at…

— Agnes Repplier

The comedy community is fairly supportive of human beings in general. There are some things you can teach with comedy that people…

— Colin Mochrie

I consider myself a sit-down comedian really, as much as anything else. I love comedy. Life is a cosmic joke.

— Robert Wyatt

I went to the career adviser when I was 16, and tried to explain that I wanted to be a comedian or…

— Richard Herring

It started off for me as just wanting to be an actor and sort of resenting in a weird way being expected…

— Rob Corddry