Bounce Quote by Mitch Hedberg

I worked with so many comedians who became big names - so many, I can't even remember some of their names. John Byner, Totie…

— Trini Lopez

I do a lot of Vegas work and work with the comedians.

— Ben E. King

Comedians who are 22 years old can certainly be funny and clever, and be capable of telling jokes - but are they talking about…

— Rob Delaney

I played the tour in 1967 and told jokes and nobody laughed. Then I won the Open the next year, told the same jokes,…

— Lee Trevino

You've forgotten those June nights at the Riviera...the night I drank Champagne from your slipper - two quarts. It would have been more but…

— Groucho Marx

I have a really different touring life to most comedians because I go home every night to do the school run in the morning.…

— Katherine Ryan

Comedians don't have hits. You have to have a whole brand-new hour. You have no hits to rely on.

— Aziz Ansari

I'd been to the Comedy Store, and I loved the terror of it and the way the best comedians could control the crowd. What…

— Patrick Marber

When I hit the scene, there was Billy Connolly and Max Boyce. It was all mother-in-law and Irish jokes, and we broke the mould.…

— Jasper Carrott

In New York I was taken to a restaurant where comedians gather. There were 14 who imitate me in their acts. They wanted me…

— Peter Lorre

What made me a comedian was staying on the stage and starting to talk.

— John Bishop

You can't tell how experienced a comedian is by how light they travel. An established comic who I love, Lucy Pearman, wheeled up to…

— Lou Sanders