Age Quote by Peter Kay

I made sure that instead of people making fun of me, like every comedian probably says, I made fun of myself first so they…

— Eliza Coupe

I think being in a band is probably the only job when you're actively encouraged to be out of it most of the time.

— Martin Gore

If the 'Chappelle's Show' had stayed on, I seriously doubt I would have developed this fast as a stand-up comedian. I probably would never…

— Charlie Murphy

I love comedy. If I could be a comedian - well, I probably would not take that job because it seems really hard, but…

— Taylor Momsen

I think a good comedian was probably bullied a little bit. Probably felt doughy and oblong and rhombus-shaped and strange and a little bit…

— Pete Holmes

I'm not the sort of comedian who wants to make audiences think about politics. I'm not clever in that way.

— Peter Kay

I get called all kinds of things - an investigative comedian, a comedian activist - I've lost track of what my job title is.

— Mark Thomas

I wouldn't mind gigging around the same era as Jesus, after he gives his speech about the meek and how blessed they are and…

— Jim Jefferies

If I had a choice, I would rather watch a comedian not involve themselves in politics at all but be hilarious than someone who…

— Jon Richardson

My mom is two people to me. She's my mom number one, and then she's this lady most comedians know as being a legendary…

— Pauly Shore

When a soldier of the night's watch dies they say, "And now his watch is over." That's what they say when a comedian dies.…

— Brad Williams

The only difference between a comedian and someone else? We need to make people laugh more.

— Greg Davies