Cigar Quotes · Page 4

Happiness is a dry martini and a good woman ... or a bad woman.

— George Burns

Women are jealous of cigars... they regard them as a strong rival.

— William Makepeace Thackeray

“twirling in his fingers the mummy of a cigar,”

— Vladimir Nabokov

A woman is just a script, but a cigar is a motion picture.

— Samuel Fuller

Cigar smoking by it's very nature is much more reflective than interactive.

— Michael Douglas

I smoke a cigar or two a day. I did have a brownie once. It made me sleepy.

— Barney Frank

I would rather smoke one cigar than hear two sermons.

— Robert Green Ingersoll

If smoking cigars is not permitted in heaven, I won''t go.

— Mark Twain

“On My Interest in Smoking Cigars “You’re not a cigar guy…. Well, the first reason that jumps out at me is that…

— Justin Halpern

What smells so? Has somebody been burning a Rag, or is there a Dead Mule in the Back yard? No, the Man…

— Eugene Field

I have to remind my dad, 'Journalists - no matter how many cigars they smoke with you - are not your friends,…

— Cameron Diaz

Only fine cigars are worth smoking and only men who smoke fine cigars are worth kissing.

— Joan Collins

I just smoked a Cohiba the other day. It was great. You have to appreciate everything that cigar is.

— Daisy Fuentes

A wild and crazy weekend involves sitting on the front porch, smoking a cigar, reading a book.

— Robert M. Gates

You can't get good chinese takeout in China and cuban cigars are rationed in Cuba. That's all you need to know about…

— P. J. O'Rourke

Yes, social friend, I love thee well, In learned doctor's spite; Thy clouds all other clouds dispel And lap me in delight.

— Charles Sprague Sargent

I never can understand how anyone can not smoke it deprives a man of the best part of life. With a good…

— Thomas Mann

It may be true that my desk here is really 'nothing but' a transient eddy of electrons in the flux of universal…

— Edward Abbey

Smoking Cigars is like falling in love. First, you are attracted by its shape; you stay for its flavor, and you must…

— Winston Churchill

You should hurry up and acquire the cigar habit. It's one of the major happinesses. And so much more lasting than love,…

— Aldous Huxley

Late hours, nocturnal cigars, and midnight drinkings, pleasurable though they may be, consume too quickly the free-flowing lamps of youth, and are…

— Anthony Trollope

The Federal Reserve - all of them - could be sitting on a barrel of dynamite, and then pouring gasoline on top…

— Marc Faber

It is imperative when flying coach that you restrain any tendency toward the vividly imaginative. For although it may momentarily appear to…

— Fran Lebowitz

We had to be to the stadium at six o'clock for home games, and traffic was so bad it would take us…

— Michael Jordan

Wine buffs write and talk as though the food and wine will be in your mouth at the same time, that one…

— Clement Freud

Unfortunately, once I did learn to smoke, I couldn't stop. I escalated to two packs a day very quickly, and stayed that…

— Kirk Douglas

“Roosevelt pulled a cigar from his pocket and lit it. “How can you smoke at a time like this?” asked the captain.…

— Andrew Mayne

I just naturally started to play music. My whole family played-my daddy played, my mother played. My daddy played bass, my cousin…

— T-Bone Walker

If you're at a Thanksgiving dinner, but you don't like the stuffing or the cranberry sauce or anything else, just pretend like…

— Jack Handey

Back in the days when American billboard advertising was in flower [said Hemingway], there were two slogans that I always rated above…

— A. E. Hotchner

I have very liberal parents. People forget that Fidel Castro was on the cover of 'Time' magazine, and the one that I…

— Robert Englund

I can tell you I also smoked cigars 10 years before, and the watch, which is a Patek Philippe - it was…

— Ehud Barak

Given the choice between a woman and a cigar, I will always choose the cigar.

— Groucho Marx

I never smoked a cigar in my life until I was nine

— W. C. Fields

He strains his conversation through a cigar.

— Hamilton Wright Mabie

Any cigar smoker is a friend, because I know how he feels.

— Alfred de Musset

It's personal freedom, not hundred dollar bills that lights the soul's cigar.

— Tom Robbins

“Mr Pin lit a cigar. Smoking was his one vice. at least, it was his only vice that he thought of as…

— Terry Pratchett

What I like most about cigars is simply sitting and talking with other men… Some of the best conversations I’ve ever had…

— James Belushi

There are two things worth living for, one is a good cigar, the other is a better one.

— Raul Julia