Cigar Quotes · Page 6

There was definitely a pecking order, and when Stallone walked in, we were like, "All hail!" He came in with his big…

— Terry Crews

Maybe it's like becoming one with the cigar. You lose yourself in it; everything fades away: your worries, your problems, your thoughts.…

— Raul Julia

Lastly (and this is, perhaps, the golden rule), no woman should marry a man who does not smoke.

— Robert Louis Stevenson

Yes, social friend, I love thee well, In learned doctor's spite; Thy clouds all other clouds dispel And lap me in delight.

— Charles Sprague Sargent

A good Cuban cigar closes the doors to the vulgarities of the world.

— Franz Liszt

The only way to break a bad habit was to replace it with a better habit.

— Jack Nicholson

I love what I do, but I've got a life out of here. I like to spend time on the computer. I…

— Carlos Delgado

I'm at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill.

— George Burns

Cuban cigars are an acquired taste, like Scotch whisky. If you're not used to them, you'll get a headache, you'll find them…

— Marvin Shanken

Children are grateful when Santa Claus puts in their stockings gifts of toys or sweets. Could I not be grateful to Santa…

— Anonymous

I once found myself driving, smoking a cigar, taking notes, and talking on the phone at the same time. I only became…

— Gene Weingarten

If there are no cigars in heaven, I shall not go.

— Mark Twain

From 'the lesson of the moth': and before i could argue him out of his philosophy he went and immolated himself on…

— Don Marquis

If you want a midget to look like a baby, don’t put a cigar in his mouth.

— Chuck Jones

He strains his conversation through a cigar.

— Hamilton Wright Mabie

I would rather smoke one cigar than hear two sermons.

— Robert Green Ingersoll

Mr. Burns comes out and flips cigar ashes on his shoes, and makes up about 90 percent of what you hear.

— Bobby Darin

But he [Depression] just gives me that dark smile, settles into my favorite chair, puts his feet on my table and lights…

— Elizabeth Gilbert

Wine buffs write and talk as though the food and wine will be in your mouth at the same time, that one…

— Clement Freud

Like most people who smoked umpteen cigarettes a day, I tasted only the first one. The succeeding umpteen minus one were a…

— Clive James

The rich man has his motorcar, His country and his town estate, He smokes a fifty-cent cigar And jeers at Fate. He…

— Franklin P. Adams

I have very liberal parents. People forget that Fidel Castro was on the cover of 'Time' magazine, and the one that I…

— Robert Englund

We flew over to England by the same route Churchill took. It was easy. All we had to do was follow the…

— Bob Hope

To this day, people are still talking about the Coral Casino's parties of the '30s, '40s, '50s - complete with antidotes of…

— Ty Warner

If you're at a Thanksgiving dinner, but you don't like the stuffing or the cranberry sauce or anything else, just pretend like…

— Jack Handey