Cigar Quotes · Page 7

I'm the enemy. Because I like to think, I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech, the freedom of choice. I'm…

— Denis Leary

What this country needs is a really good 5-cent cigar

— Thomas R. Marshall

I wrinkled my nose, trying to figure out what he smelled like. Not cigarettes. Something richer, fouler. Cigars.

— Becca Fitzpatrick

What smells so? Has somebody been burning a Rag, or is there a Dead Mule in the Back yard? No, the Man…

— Eugene Field

I smoke a cigar or two a day. I did have a brownie once. It made me sleepy.

— Barney Frank

Unfortunately, once I did learn to smoke, I couldn't stop. I escalated to two packs a day very quickly, and stayed that…

— Kirk Douglas

I've got a great cigar collection - it's actually not a collection, because that would imply I wasn't going to smoke every…

— Ron White

You better take advantage of the good cigars. You don't get much else in that job.

— Anonymous

I have to laugh when I think of the first cigar, because it was probably just a bunch of rolled-up tobacco leaves.

— Jack Handey

A cigar numbs sorrow and fills the solitary hours with a million gracious images.

— George Sand

If you can't send money, send tobacco.

— George Washington

A big cigar in a young face requires the best of both.

— Malcolm Forbes

I always smoked cigars. I've smoked cigars with everybody in show business.

— Al Hirt

I love to smoke. I wish I had more than two hands so I can hold more cigars

— Johnny Depp

Paint the entire ship? Id rather eat my cigar!

— Hannibal

You must also remember that the world has God to govern it, and He has not left it to our charity. The…

— Swami Vivekananda

Why pay $100 on a therapy session when you can spend $25 on a cigar? Whatever it is will come back; so…

— Raul Julia

I could juggle anything in my day. Balls, cigar boxes, knives...But there was one thing I could never juggle. My income tax.

— W. C. Fields

Life's too short to drink bad wine or smoke poor cigars.

— Don Johnson

Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman; it depends on…

— George Burns

Isn't it odd that the guy was politically correct in one particularly weird way. Bill Clinton never lit a cigar.

— Chris Matthews

One should be an enigma not just to others but to oneself too. I study myself. When I'm tired of that I…

— Soren Kierkegaard

I think there's a possibility that comic book movies are getting a tiny bit better on the one hand because they're no…

— Joss Whedon

There are times when you simply have to pose your model. The difference is in the kind of posing. It can be…

— Roy Stryker

Cheap cigars come in handy; they stifle the odor of cheap politicians.

— Ulysses S. Grant