Cigar Quote by Gene Weingarten

If I paid $3 or $4 for a cigar, first I'd sleep with it.

— George Burns

Smoke good, fuck better. Count money, what's better?

— Big Sean

I love buying things I wouldn't normally buy, especially cigars.

— Lee Mack

If I paid ten dollars for a cigar, first I'd make love to it, then I'd smoke it.

— George Burns

I'm a cigar person, I don't smoke one every day, but I used to smoke them, and I had my own cigar at one…

— Frank Vincent

SMOKE GOOD FUKK BETTER COUNT MONEY WHATS BETTER?

— Y!bluntSt0ner

Throughout my life, cigars have played different roles for me. They fit easily and well in the various stages and experiences Ive had --…

— LeRoy Neiman

I drink a great deal. I sleep a little, and I smoke cigar after cigar. That is why I am in two-hundred-percent form.

— Winston Churchill

I am sure there are many things better than a good cigar, but right now, I can't think of what they might be.

— Richard Carleton

I've got a great cigar collection - it's actually not a collection, because that would imply I wasn't going to smoke every last one…

— Ron White

I have made it a rule never to smoke more that one cigar at a time.

— Mark Twain

There are a million really good cigars, you gotta really float around cigars. It's not like being locked into a brand of cigarettes; at…

— Ron White