Cigar Quote by Richard Carleton

Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar.

— Mark Twain

After a truly good meal, an outstanding cigar is still the most satisfying after-dinner activity that doesn't involve two human beings.

— Brad Shaw

“I feel like having a cigar, too, right this second. I'm full of queer yens. Can it be that I"m pregnant? Intellectually, maybe. Stop…

— Herman Wouk

You know what's nice about Montreal? Not only is it a beautiful city, but you have Cuban cigars.

— Jamie Farr

You can't get good chinese takeout in China and cuban cigars are rationed in Cuba. That's all you need to know about communism.

— P. J. O'Rourke

I loved sitting on my veranda sipping quality scotch, puffing a Cuban cigar and watching Cuba on the horizon, or the oceanic vista. Did…

— Dirk Benedict

Happiness is a dry martini and a good woman ... or a bad woman.

— George Burns

I'm the enemy. Because I like to think, I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech, the freedom of choice. I'm the kind…

— Denis Leary

Cuban cigars are an acquired taste, like Scotch whisky. If you're not used to them, you'll get a headache, you'll find them much too…

— Marvin Shanken

A good Cuban cigar closes the doors to the vulgarities of the world.

— Franz Liszt

Cigars must be smoked one at a time, peaceably, with all the leisure in the world. Cigarettes are of the instant, Cigars are for…

— Guillermo Cabrera Infante

Cuban cigars is a big expense because I do smoke a lot of them, eight to 12 a day, so that would be almost…

— Kinky Friedman