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Cigar Quote by Ron White

“I've got a great cigar collection - it's actually not…” quote by Ron White — Download Open image

“I've got a great cigar collection - it's actually not a collection, because that would imply I wasn't going to smoke every last one of 'em.”

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When I get a chance to play golf or go on a boat with good people, take the boat out and put some lobsters…

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Tobacco is the passion of honest men and he who lives without tobacco is not worthy of living.

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When you're winning the grass is greener, the cigars are sweeter and the girls are better looking!

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With a cigar like in life, you got to have some length, and some girth.

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I just smoked a Cohiba the other day. It was great. You have to appreciate everything that cigar is.

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Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar.

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A good cigar is as great a comfort to a man as a good cry to a woman.

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By the cigars they smoke, and the composers they love, ye shall know the texture of men's souls.

John Galsworthy

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A Hoyo de Monterrey double corona is my favourite Cuban since Desi Arnaz.

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