I have to remind my dad, 'Journalists - no matter how many cigars they smoke with you - are not your friends,… — Cameron Diaz Copy Share Image
Cuban cigars is a big expense because I do smoke a lot of them, eight to 12 a day, so that would… — Kinky Friedman Copy Share Image
What I like most about cigars is simply sitting and talking with other men… Some of the best conversations I’ve ever had… — James Belushi Copy Share Image
Don't like to do anything half-heartedly, even if it is a wicked and self-destructive avocation like smoking cigars — Curtis LeMay Copy Share Image
Yesterday, everybody smoked his last cigar, took his last drink and swore his last oath. Today, we are a pious and exemplary… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
Today, we cannot produce machines that fly the same as UFOs do. They are flying by means of artificial fields of Gravity.… — Hermann Oberth Copy Share Image
I gambled at the crap table all night and finally lost $8, but during that time the house gave me four drinks… — Jack Benny Copy Share Image
There are no words and there is no singing, but the music has a voice. It is an old voice and a… — James Frey Copy Share Image
Given the choice between a woman and a cigar, I will always choose the cigar. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
I never wanna have a time where I'm on the big lawn just sitting back smoking cigars and drinking lemonade. I wanna… — Schoolboy Q Copy Share Image
I went to a cigar store, the man behind the counter asked me, "What kind of cigars do you like?" I answered,… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
The seasick passenger on an ocean liner detests the good sailor who stalks past him 265 times a day grandly smoking a… — H. L. Mencken Copy Share Image
In what other business can a guy my age drink martinis, smoke cigars and sing? I think all people who retire ought… — George Burns Copy Share Image
Cigarette companies market heavily to young people. They need young customers because their product kills the older ones. It is the only… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Cigars must be smoked one at a time, peaceably, with all the leisure in the world. Cigarettes are of the instant, Cigars… — Guillermo Cabrera Infante Copy Share Image
It would be a service to mankind if the pill were available in slot machines and the cigarette were placed on prescription. — Malcolm Potts Copy Share Image
So I went ahead and made me a guitar. Igot me a cigar box, I cut me a round hole in the… — Lightnin' Hopkins Copy Share Image
It may be true that my desk here is really 'nothing but' a transient eddy of electrons in the flux of universal… — Edward Abbey Copy Share Image
She boasted the general battle-ax demeanor of an especially strict governess. This was the kind of woman who took her tea black,… — Gail Carriger Copy Share Image
Sublime tobacco! which from east to west, Cheers the tar's labour or the Turkman's rest; Which on the Moslem's ottoman divides His… — Lord Byron Copy Share Image
...he had a fascinating technique of gnawing his cigar from one corner of his mouth to the other, as if his teeth… — Leslie Ford Copy Share Image
Our country has plenty of five-cent cigars, but the trouble is they charge fifteen cents for them. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Constable Moore had reached the age when men can subject their bodies to the worst irritations - whisky, cigars, woolen clothes, bagpipes… — Neal Stephenson Copy Share Image
