Cigar Quotes · Page 3

A Hoyo de Monterrey double corona is my favourite Cuban since Desi Arnaz.

— Bill Cosby

I didn't play at collecting. No cigar anywhere was safe from me.

— Edward G. Robinson

Smoking is indispensable if one has nothing to kiss.

— Sigmund Freud

My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars.

— Winston Churchill

With a cigar like in life, you got to have some length, and some girth.

— D. L. Hughley

A good cigar is as great a comfort to a man as a good cry to a woman.

— Anonymous

I'm at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill.

— George Burns

The only way to break a bad habit was to replace it with a better habit.

— Jack Nicholson

We all like people who do things, even if we only see their faces on cigar-box lids.

— Willa Cather

A pipe for the hour of work; a cigarette for the hour of conception; a cigar for the hour of vacuity.

— George Gissing

I am sure there are many things better than a good cigar, but right now, I can't think of what they might…

— Richard Carleton

I wrinkled my nose, trying to figure out what he smelled like. Not cigarettes. Something richer, fouler. Cigars.

— Becca Fitzpatrick

There are some circles in America where it seems to be more socially acceptable to carry a hand-gun than a packet of…

— Katharine Whitehorn

Cigars must be smoked one at a time, peaceably, with all the leisure in the world. Cigarettes are of the instant, Cigars…

— Guillermo Cabrera Infante

“Don’t try blowing smoke up my ass, because you’ll find my anus blocked—by a cigar.”

— Jarod Kintz

I smoke a pipe abroad, because To all cigars I much prefer it, And as I scorn you social laws, My choice…

— Robert Louis Stevenson

“Perhaps,' I wearily suggest, 'reading is the opiate of the educated classes.' 'Is it? Are you thinking of becoming a flower child?'…

— Philip Roth

Man, the creature who knows he must die, who has dreams larger than his destiny, who is forever working a confidence trick…

— J. B. Priestley

“A big cigar was jammed in the corner of his wide mouth. Blue-gray smoke wafted to the ceiling rafters, curling around the…

— Kymber C. Hawke

“The use of tobacco is one of the most evident of all the retrograde influences of our time. It invades all classes,…

— Charles R. Drysdale

Divine in hookas, glorious in a pipe When tipp'd with amber, mellow, rich, and ripe;... Yet thy true lovers more admire by…

— Lord Byron

“A man should not measure his success in life by the type of work he does, or by the medals he has…

— Mark McGinty

It may be true that my desk here is really 'nothing but' a transient eddy of electrons in the flux of universal…

— Edward Abbey

Smoking Cigars is like falling in love. First, you are attracted by its shape; you stay for its flavor, and you must…

— Winston Churchill

One night in the early sixties I passed something on the Long Island Expressway just before the Queens tunnel that I must…

— Larry Rivers

First dentistry was painless. Then bicycles were chainless, Carriages were horseless, And many laws enforceless. Next cookery was fireless, Telegraphy was wireless,…

— Arthur Guiterman

I'm the enemy. Because I like to think, I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech, the freedom of choice. I'm…

— Denis Leary

But he [Depression] just gives me that dark smile, settles into my favorite chair, puts his feet on my table and lights…

— Elizabeth Gilbert

Of course, Sam [Fuller] was like, "No problem," because he treated it like a newspaper deadline. We worked long hours, often very…

— Curtis Hanson

So I went ahead and made me a guitar. Igot me a cigar box, I cut me a round hole in the…

— Lightnin' Hopkins

From 'the lesson of the moth': and before i could argue him out of his philosophy he went and immolated himself on…

— Don Marquis

I spent six years as a child growing not far from Las Vegas.I use to sit on the porch of our home…

— Marco Rubio

“To celebrate the fact that I don’t have lung cancer, I lit up an extra cigar.”

— Hendrik Groen

Life's too short to drink bad wine or smoke poor cigars.

— Don Johnson

A cigar has "...a fire at one end and a fool at the other."

— Horace Greeley

I have only one moral precept; never smoke more than five cigars at a time.

— Mark Twain

A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke.

— Rudyard Kipling

Happiness is a dry martini and a good woman ... or a bad woman.

— George Burns

Women are jealous of cigars... they regard them as a strong rival.

— William Makepeace Thackeray

“twirling in his fingers the mummy of a cigar,”

— Vladimir Nabokov