If you want a midget to look like a baby, don’t put a cigar in his mouth. — Chuck Jones Copy Share Image
Cheap cigars come in handy; they stifle the odor of cheap politicians. — Ulysses S. Grant Copy Share Image
Mr. Burns comes out and flips cigar ashes on his shoes, and makes up about 90 percent of what you hear. — Bobby Darin Copy Share Image
The difference between a man and his valet: they both smoke the same cigars, but only one pays for them. — Robert Frost Copy Share Image
Ah, if only I had brought a cigar with me! This would have established my identity. — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
I smoke really good cigars, I don't smoke Cuban cigars. I would never do anything as Un-American as smoke a decent cigar. — Ron White Copy Share Image
A youth with his first cigar makes himself sick; a youth with his first girl makes other people sick. — Mary Wilson Little Copy Share Image
The light ones may be killers, the dark ones mild; not the wrappers but the fillers, make cigars or women wild. — Keith Preston Copy Share Image
“Every cigar rolled by hand carries the pressure of labor, the signature of culture, and the shadow of politics.” — Sebastian Saviano Copy Share Image
I'm a cigar person, I don't smoke one every day, but I used to smoke them, and I had my own cigar… — Frank Vincent Copy Share Image
No one can tell me what is a good cigar - for me. I am the only judge. People who claim to… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
If your kid makes one of those little homemade guitars out of a cigar box and rubber bands, don't let him just… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
That smell of freshly cut grass makes me think of Friday night football in high school. The smell of popcorn and cigar… — Garth Brooks Copy Share Image
A thing that has always baffled me about women is that they will saturate themselves with a pint of perfume, a pound… — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
I'm looking forward to providing the men of Seattle with an evening where they can kick back, light up a cigar and… — Tom Leykis Copy Share Image
And so the liberal tendency became a habit with Stepan Arkadyich, and he liked his newspaper, as he liked a cigar after… — Leo Tolstoy Copy Share Image
Bouillabaisse is only good because cooked by the French, who, if they cared to try, could produce an excellent and nutritious substitute… — Norman Douglas Copy Share Image
The seasick passenger on an ocean liner detests the good sailor who stalks past him 265 times a day grandly smoking a… — H. L. Mencken Copy Share Image
“The same rumour continued: Patroni made love the same way he did everything else – with a long, thin cigar stuck jauntily… — Arthur Hailey Copy Share Image
Disagreeing with the fervent patriotism of the Confederates: "I think it's hard winning a war with words, gentlemen. . . . I'm… — Clark Gable Copy Share Image
There was definitely a pecking order, and when Stallone walked in, we were like, "All hail!" He came in with his big… — Terry Crews Copy Share Image
Salinger is such a terrific writer; he did so many great things. He is one of those writers that I still reread,… — Robert Cormier Copy Share Image
There are no words and there is no singing, but the music has a voice. It is an old voice and a… — James Frey Copy Share Image
One very great annoyance in open air gatherings is cigar smoke when blown directly in one's face or worse yet the smoke… — Emily Post Copy Share Image
“He was large enough and round enough to join the solar system with no questions asked. The cigar that protruded from the… — Stephen Spencer Copy Share Image
Cuban cigars are an acquired taste, like Scotch whisky. If you're not used to them, you'll get a headache, you'll find them… — Marvin Shanken Copy Share Image
I love to smoke. I wish I had more than two hands so I can hold more cigars — Johnny Depp Copy Share Image
A good smoker, like a good lover, always takes his time with a cigar. — Guillermo Cabrera Infante Copy Share Image
