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Bicycle Quote by Arthur Guiterman

“First dentistry was painless. Then bicycles were chainless, Carriages were horseless, And many laws enforceless. Next cookery was fireless, Telegraphy was wireless, Cigars were nicotineless, And coffee caffeineless. Soon oranges were seedless, The putting green was weedless, The college boy was…” quote by Arthur Guiterman
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“First dentistry was painless. Then bicycles were chainless, Carriages were horseless, And many laws enforceless. Next cookery was fireless, Telegraphy was wireless, Cigars were nicotineless, And coffee caffeineless. Soon oranges were seedless, The putting green was weedless, The college boy was hatless, The proper diet fatless. New motor roads are dustless, The latest steel is rustless, Our tennis courts are sodless, Our new religion--godless.”

Arthur Guiterman

About This Quote

Source Poem: “The New World” by Arthur Guiterman, 1905

The poem humorously lists things that have become “less” as progress advances, highlighting absurdities of over‑optimism.

In simple terms: Progress often leads to unnecessary “less” claims.

Key Takeaway

Question the value of every change.

Themes

irony progress absurdity

Mood

wry thoughtful

Type

satirical observational

When to use this quote

  • advertising slogans
  • product design
  • urban planning
  • environmental policy
  • cultural criticism

Key Concepts

modernism satire technological optimism

Questions to Reflect On

  • Which “less” trends truly improve life?
  • How do we balance innovation with essential qualities?
A Different Perspective

Not all “less” is better; some losses are harmful.

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