Baby Quote by Fran Lebowitz

“I don't know, cabin pressure. It might squish the babies”

— Jodi Ellen Malpas

“About nine seconds later, a blond stewardess rushed over to our row and said, “Sir, you can’t smoke on this plane. Or any plane.”…

— John Green

The air is annoyingly potted with a multitude of minor vertical disturbances which sicken the passengers and keep us captives of our seat belts.…

— Ernest K. Gann

Flies purify the air, and plays - the morals.

— Anton Chekhov

“Some people are afraid to fly just because there is always food in their nest.”

— Laine Alcantara

“Sometimes, when I’m chain smoking on the balcony and feeling like shit (which happens more often than I’d like to admit), I let go…

— Kris Kidd

“...He talks and talks and talks. And if he isn't talking, he's smoking his smelly cigars all over the house. I'm so sick of…

— J.D. Salinger

When they saw me walking down the street smoking a cigar, they'd say, 'Hey, that 14-year-old kid may be going places.' Of course it's…

— George Burns

“The stewardess was flummoxed for only a moment. “Well, that metaphor is prohibited on today’s flight,” she said. Gus nodded and rejoined the cigarette…

— John Green

Indulge your imagination in every possible flight.

— Jane Austen

“The loneliness of flight is not entirely overwhelmed by cabin movies, the drinks, the Gemütlichkeit of shoulder-to-shoulder life.”

— William F. Buckley Jr

“All the passengers are very dismal, and seem to have tremendous secrets weighing on their minds. There is no conversation, no laughter, no cheerfulness,…

— Charles Dickens