Cigar Quote by W. C. Fields Download Open image “I never smoked a cigar in my life until I was nine” — W. C. Fields ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.6 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Cigar Life Nine
For a few months when I was about 17, I smoked a small cigar because I thought it looked cool and it would get… — Jonathan Dimbleby Copy Share Image
I smoked my first cigar in 1991, when we won the championship. Up to that point, I had never smoked a cigar, never smoked anything. — Michael Jordan Copy Share Image
I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something. — George Burns Copy Share Image
I'm a cigar person, I don't smoke one every day, but I used to smoke them, and I had my own cigar at one… — Frank Vincent Copy Share Image
I smoke cigars because at my age if I don't have something to hang on to I might fall down. — George Burns Copy Share Image
I started smoking as soon as I went on the stage. I'd make cigars out of the Morning World when I was a kid. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
My father smoked cigars his whole life, and my husband once in a while does. And when he does, it reminds me of my… — Angela Ahrendts Copy Share Image
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house unless they have a well-stocked bar. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
What would you do if you were President, and, on the first day of May, the Russian Ambassador presented you with a beautiful cake… — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
Bert Williams was the funniest man I ever saw and the saddest man I ever knew. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
A comic should suffer as much over a single line as a man with a hernia would in picking up a heavy barbell. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
When I get a chance to play golf or go on a boat with good people, take the boat out and put some lobsters… — Bernie Mac Copy Share Image
Tobacco is the passion of honest men and he who lives without tobacco is not worthy of living. — Moliere Copy Share Image
When you're winning the grass is greener, the cigars are sweeter and the girls are better looking! — Mark Grace Copy Share Image
With a cigar like in life, you got to have some length, and some girth. — D. L. Hughley Copy Share Image
You can try to trick the people and come out wearing a fedora and a tuxedo but that's not me. I was born in… — Michael Buble Copy Share Image
And so the liberal tendency became a habit with Stepan Arkadyich, and he liked his newspaper, as he liked a cigar after dinner, for… — Leo Tolstoy Copy Share Image
I just smoked a Cohiba the other day. It was great. You have to appreciate everything that cigar is. — Daisy Fuentes Copy Share Image
Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
If you'd asked me at 30 where I'd be during the Masters when I was 46, I'd have pictured myself on a boat fishing,… — Jack Nicklaus Copy Share Image
By the cigars they smoke, and the composers they love, ye shall know the texture of men's souls. — John Galsworthy Copy Share Image
A Hoyo de Monterrey double corona is my favourite Cuban since Desi Arnaz. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
