Funny Quote by Aashi Download Open image “Right before I die, I'm going to say I LEFT MILLION DOLLARS IN THE........” — Aashi ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.9 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny
I have enough money to Live comfortably for the rest of my life...........If I die next Tuesday. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I went to the bank and reviewed my savings, I found out I have all the money I'll ever need. If I die tomorrow. — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
I've got enough money to last the rest of my life ... as long as I die about four o'clock this afternoon. — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
I put $5 million into the real-estate business when the world was coming to an end, and three years later, by 1980, I woke… — John Catsimatidis Copy Share Image
The problem with fairy tales is that they set a girl up for disappointment. In real life, the Prince goes off with the wrong… — Aashi Copy Share Image
I love those random moments that makes me SMILE no matter what is going on in my Life — Aashi Copy Share Image
They sit and stare and stare and sit, Until they're hypnotized by it, Until they're absolutely drunk With all that shocking ghastly junk. — Aashi Copy Share Image
Call me Hellen Keller because I'm a fucking miracle worker!- Ari Gold. (Entourage) — Aashi Copy Share Image
The worst feeling is when someone makes you feel special, then suddenly leaves you ,and you have to act like you DONT CARE.. — Aashi Copy Share Image
When I was a kid Pussy meant a Cat,Sex meant Gender,Bitch was a female dog, Dick was a name of a cartoon film,Bang was… — Aashi Copy Share Image
You know that thing when you see someone cute and he smiles and your heart kinda goes like warm butter sliding down hot toast?… — Aashi Copy Share Image
I'm tired of people telling me do what makes u happy but how??whatever makes me happy is illlegal.. — Aashi Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
