Funny Quote by A.M. Homes

“Men love to watch two women kiss, but how I love to watch two men.”

— Aimee Bender

Watching two women kiss is like watching two prizefighters shake hands.

— H. L. Mencken

Boobs: Proof that men can pay attention to two things at once.

— Anonymous

When I see two guys kissing, I'm like, how come I can't kiss one of those guys? They look like they're having a good…

— Louis C. K

Society is a little more forgiving of two women kissing than two men. It's sad but true.

— Tiffani Thiessen

Though all humans need both intimacy and independence, women tend to focus on the first and men on the second. It is as if…

— Deborah Tannen

Women are less interested in watching two people having sex than in understanding how and what these people are feeling when they are having…

— Pipilotti Rist

That's proof right there that men and women are on different levels because men can watch two women together and that's a turn-on. It…

— Wanda Sykes

A lot of guys like to fantasize about having sex with 2 girls at the same time... I like to fantasize about having sex…

— Mark Hoppus

That's what they want: two women. Fellas, I think that's a bit lofty. Because, come on, think about it - if you can't satisfy…

— Wanda Sykes

Strange with women when They find out you love men More than they Never let you kiss them On the mouth again.

— John Wieners

When you have two different women coming from two very different backgrounds, it's fun for us because we get to explore how each one…

— Sasha Alexander