Funny Quotes · Page 47

I work like a gardener.

— Joan Miro

Peace beings with a smile

— Mother Teresa

Tiramisu is my favourite.

— Hugh Jackman

I am a Roman citizen.

— Marcus Tullius Cicero

Exactly!!XDDD Exactly!!XDDD

— Anonymous

Nice shot br0!

— The_fox

The dead have a presence.

— Don DeLillo

I am luminous with age.

— Meridel Le Sueur

Never be within doors when you can rightly be without.

— Charlotte Mason

Remember the time we talking about

— Ragefire

All my inspiration comes from Ahmad Jamal.

— Miles Davis

I'm going to the Super Bowl again.

— Russell Wilson

If you fake the funk, your nose will grow.

— Bootsy Collins

Ask, and it shall be given you.

— Origen

Whatever you say about something, it is not.

— Alfred Korzybski

Some people are wise, some people are otherwise !!

— Green Monk

Dear student who finished the test in 7 minutes, I HOPE YOU FAIL. Sincerely, still on the 1st question.

— Anonymous

This thaw -- took a while to thaw, it's going to take a while to unthaw.

— George W. Bush

A bridegroom is a man who spends a lot of money on a new suit that nobody notices.

— Vikrant Parsai

I think I'm incredibly funny, but rarely do other people think I'm as funny. That's my crime.

— Terry Dubrow

Dear math, grow up and solve your own stupid problems I'm sick and tired of doing it for you!

— Anonymous

You can't know where life will take you, but you can commit to a direction

— Wendell Berry

Wickedly funny to read and morally bracing as only good satire can be.

— William Styron

This status is so good you will read it twice this status is so good you just read it twice.

— Green Monk

It's funny because I was offered film parts the first week after 'The Office' went out. I was sent a script, and…

— Ricky Gervais

“Knowing all the languages in the world could help you to really understand all the jokes you can hear... from my future…

— Ivan Stoikov - Allan Bard

When I saw a sign on the freeway that said, "Los Angeles 445 miles," I said to myself, "I've got to get…

— Franklyn Ajaye

I'm so bad at dancing that I've actually been in two movies where the director of the film saw me dancing and…

— Emily Hampshire

During my school days my teacher always used to wear sun glasses, do you know why? Because I was such a bright…

— Anonymous

I'm not saying that I don't like the stuff I put out into the world, because I genuinely enjoy my videos and…

— Shane Dawson

Whenever you are stressed,eat chocolates,sweets etc, because when stressed is spelled backwards it becomes DESSERTS.

— Scot Kennedy

“I hear Mr. Palmer tell Hannah that it was an electrical fault. Five arsonists in one school and it ends up being…

— Melina Marchetta

Death doesn't frighten me.

— Princess Diana

God is what's good in me.

— John Gunther

Are you not entertained?

— Russell Crowe

I'm not very funny!

— Kimbra

The British are so funny.

— Rose Byrne

“You cannot negotiate art.”

— Amit Kalantri

“Sane is boring.”

— R. A. Salvatore

T-T-T-T TODAY JOUNIOR

— BILLY MADISON