“The world is in trouble because of a few funny sympathetic philosophers” — M.F. Moonzajer Copy Share Image
Mom: What did you do in schooltoday? Me: Well, we had a suprise test.. Mom: And?? Me: I was really suprised. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think that you can make a drama and have it be intensely funny, and vice versa. — Jason Gann Copy Share Image
Fathers should teach their sons how to earn money because mothers teach their daughters how to spend it. — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
“She didn’t sound overjoyed. She didn’t sound even slightly joyed.” — Sarah Mayberry Copy Share Image
Unless we make Christmas an occasion to share our blessings, all the snow in Alaska wont make it white. — Bing Crosby Copy Share Image
In old age we are like a batch of letters that someone has sent. We are no longer in the passing, we… — Knut Hamsun Copy Share Image
“Monster a person though monster not human. Monster like music. Like Beatles! Like Schumann! World full of stupid. World full of noise.… — Jennifer Finney Boylan Copy Share Image
A guy at work went in for a competition and won a trip to China. He's out there now...trying to win a… — Jerry Dennis Copy Share Image
As a child, my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be... Turns out the police class this as… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
When I was a kid I would write songs, little plays, and poetry in school. If you're an adult and you're a… — Mike Birbiglia Copy Share Image
“[novan]: bassists are very good with their fingers [novan]: and some of us sing backup vocals, so that means we're good with… — Jess C Scott Copy Share Image
“Unrequited love sucks. It should be against the law.” She brightened. “If it was, then I could have Rick arrest me. I’d… — Carla Cassidy Copy Share Image
It was the coldest winter ever! I thought last winter was the coldest winter ever, but I was wrong now wasn't I?… — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
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