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I don't do comedy. I think if a situation is funny you just play it for real and if it's funny, it's… — Morgan Freeman Copy Share Image
Power isn’t just about going forward. It’s about not letting anything hold you back. — Patrick Willis Copy Share Image
Don't give any kinda fruit away this Halloween trick or treaters don't want that shit. Sincerely, kids — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Although the rudiments of snobbery are there, its finer developments are basically alien to the Australian soul - that is, if Australians… — George Mikes Copy Share Image
You define beauty for yourself, society doesn’t define your beauty. Your spirit and your faith defines your beauty. — Lady Gaga Copy Share Image
I dont know when exactly that UFO landed and dropped off all these stupid people here but it obviously isn't coming back… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Girl: Dont follow me, I already have a boyfriend. Boy: If the goal keeper is there wont we try a goal??? Always… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
God is the Truth. The Bible is the truth about the Truth. Theology is the truth about the truth about the Truth. — Richard Wurmbrand Copy Share Image
I have a pet dog, he kisses like you, his breath is like yours, he pants like you. I love him dearly… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Naomi's my girlfriend," I say aloud, just to test the words, see how they feel fucking across my lips. Ronnie flips a… — C.M. Stunich Copy Share Image
I love to do comedy, and I don't think of things as drama or comedy. I think that if it's a funny… — Kathy Baker Copy Share Image
