What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?

“What contemptible scoundrel stole the cork from my lunch?”

— W. C. Fields

Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.

— W. C. Fields

Don't worry about calling for me. Just pop a cork loudly enough and I'll come running.

— Anistatia R. Miller

The place that I worked I used to joke about it. There was a, every morning at 10:30 I'd come into work and I'd…

— Al Kooper

The city of Cork - the urban center, where all the shops and bars and everything are - is actually an island, a river…

— John Jeremiah Sullivan

Some people drift along like a cork on a river, feeling that they cannot do anything except drift, moment to moment. This is an…

— Edward de Bono

His heart danced upon her movement like a cork upon a tide.

— James Joyce

I don't drink much anymore, because it's supposedly not good for me. I still have gallons of it around though. I smell the cork…

— Anton Szandor LaVey

I pray on the principle that wine knocks the cork out of a bottle. There is an inward fermentation, and there must be a…

— Henry Ward Beecher

Marcel Proust shut out visitors from his cork-lined room, where he wrote, but he probably expected to be immortalized in the literary canon. Even…

— Tyler Cowen

I think I owe my life to cork soles.

— Anthony Trollope

I think the language as spoken in Limerick and Cork has not really been written; 'City of Bohane' is a combination of the two.…

— Kevin Barry

“Oh, you eat cats in Cork now, do you?”

— Anonymous

There was nobody in the city I came from - Cork, Ireland - that I could link up with to teach me the guitar.

— Rory Gallagher

“When I opened up the bottle of wine, Thebes said whoa, you yanked that cork out of there like you were saving it from…

— Miriam Toews