Why do single women take advice from other single women? That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
A meeting is an event at which the minutes are kept and the hours are lost — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Im not courageous. In fact, when I shadow box I wear boxing gloves that are outfitted with flashlights — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
I always open the medicine cabinet quietly. The sleeping pills don't like to be woken. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
That awesome moment when your best friend likes your Facebook status because they know the story behind it. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
The first person who decided to say a word instead of throwing a rock can be considered the starter of civilization — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Strangers think Im quiet, my friends think Im outgoing, my best friends know Im insane. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Dear Mario, I wasted my childhood trying to save your girlfriend. You owe me. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Being angry is not necessarily bad, some the best things were invented by angry people. Lamborghini didn't produce a single car until… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
After a lot of research, scientists have concluded that the most vitamins are found in the pharmacy — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
My wife asked me what numbers to play at the lottery. I told her 'the winning ones — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
How hasn't someone invented a smoke detector that can tell the difference between blazing inferno & toast?!? — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Researchers claim that the Internet is making us dumber and more impatient. I dont get it. Moving on. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Study finds that if someone likes your stuff on Facebook/Instagram you're 56% more likely to do a favor for them. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
I tried taking everything in Life with a grain of salt, but after using up two bags of salt, I gave up. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Its true, I cant make you love me. But I can refuse to let you out of your cage — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
I think I have a serious problem---Today I was reading the newspaper and found myself looking for the Like button. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Females always say, you can't turn a hoe into a house wife, but steady be trying to turn a dog into a faithful man… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share
If in the middle of an argument I suddenly fall silent it does not mean you have won... No it means you should probably… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share
Why do single women take advice from other single women? That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share
People might say your not normal but if you ask me normal isnt that much fun. being yourself and being abnormal is Awesome, dont… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share
My ex texted me saying, You can delete my number, I don't give a damn no more. I texted back saying, Who's this? — Hussein Nishah Copy Share
Dear you have always been doing well; if you will keep on going you will meet your destination. Good luck to you — Hussein Nishah Copy Share
Has learned that sometimes it is just easier to agree with someone, than to argue a stupid point they think they have. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share
If you can't see yourself marrying the person your with, why are you with them? — Hussein Nishah Copy Share
You tell me you love me, but Im not sure you know what love is, or how fast it flies, or how much it… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share
As a joke, I would love to stand in line at ATM machines, and when people put in their PIN, I yell Got it!… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share
