I'd love to watch an episode of How I Met Your Mother without you pointing out Neil Patrick Harris is gay. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My friends are the kind that'd be hitting on firemen when the house is burning down. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And the end and the beginning where always there, before the beginning and after the end. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear math worksheet, Please don't have a back, please don't have...Awe shit, theres a back. Sincerely, fuck you I have better things… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when you're taking a bite of pizza, & you accidentally bite the whole entire layer of cheese off. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me: MOM CAN U MAKE ME A SANDWHICH?!!! *doesn't hear*, Whispers to myself: 'Deaf bitch'. Mom: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Please if you see this post go and like Keep Laughing for us just like how you likeed this page!! thanks in… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Give it to me! she yelled, I'm so fucking wet,give it to me! She could scream all she wanted, I'm keeping the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I know I have a magnetic personality but still if u r not attracted then go and checkout.. . . U must… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I Really Do Want To Post A Video Of Me Singing On Youtube. And My Friends Say I Should But. Every time… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was lying on my bed last night, watching stars and endless horizons. Then I realized, where the hell is my roof? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Baby you light up my world like nobody else I whisper as I turn my laptop brightness up. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Thanks for getting divorced and adding to the statistical evidence I use as an excuse to avoid marriage. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I say I miss school, I mean the friends and the fun. Not the school. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You do serve at least one useful purpose in life, as a horrible example. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wish my phone never ran out of battery and my fridge never ran out of food. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have decided to leave my past behind, so if I owe you money, I'm SORRY, but I've moved on. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Ladies admit it.. When you like a guy, every other girl that talks to him is considered a slut . — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I truly believe your associate's degree will help you get a better shitty job. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sorry having lesbian moms means you have to buy two Mother's Day presents. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I miss slamming my phone shut when I got off a call mad, not poking my screen in an angry rage… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That hilarious moment when someone tips the waiter with THIS!! Thanks!!! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
