I love that super cute thing you do when you ignore me for hours. Ughhhh! Its adorable... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
^I'm Thinking About Getting A Tattoo Of That When I Get Older. Should I? Or Would it Be Stupid? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My post break-up depression has really helped reverse my holiday weight gain. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
'Bathtub' spelled backwards is still'bathtub'. It's not, but for a second there, you believed me :) — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's Halloween and hopefully you people that partied last night didn't wake next to something scary this morning. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear radio, Why do you always play the best song right when I have to turn the car off and get out?!… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Thy funniest thing that I could ever think of is, typing is kind of like playing an piano. When you think things… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hey if you would like the fun of your life to begin go like Keep Laughing trust me they would make you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A relationship without trust is like a car without gas, you can stay in it as long as you want but it… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
School uses a lot of paper, paper comes from trees, trees give us oxygen, we need oxygen to live. Oh, cool. Teachers… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Single and ready to mingle? That's just another way to say I'm desperate and will take anyone in a way that rhymes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Having a dog is my favorite way to avoid the responsibility of having children. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Does anyone else think mirrors look unbelievably handsome or is it just me? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Labor Day is a great opportunity to reflect on what you failed to accomplish this summer. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That Moment When You're Having One Of The Moments You See In Romance Movies. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hope you get into all the classes you're planning to drop when they require too much work. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Happy Thanksgiving to someone I'd have no problem stomping to death on Black Friday. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My insomnia is so bad that even when I do sleep I dream about lying awake. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you're funny; if theres something that makes you laugh, then every days going to be OK. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate how when I read in my head I sound like a pro, but when I read out loud I sound… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The next best thing to quitting my job is fantasizing about quitting my job. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sorry you're old enough to fear seeing Facebook photos of your friends in bathing suits. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I couldn't help noticing what a great tan and strong likelihood of skin cancer you have. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When karma finally hits you in the face, I will be there, just incase it needs some help. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What am I listening to? -A playlist that consists of Justin Bieber and One Direction.(: — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Come on... I'm just a fruit.. what else do you think of me?? - BANANA (o.O) — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Christmas is a time of year to sleep in, pig out, and get fat. Not to "bang everybody" — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
