It's your 21'st birthday, now you can do all the things you were already doing, but weren't supposed to be. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Whenever I'm driving alone at night I get scared a murderer is hiding in my back seat... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Going to McDonald's for a salad is like going to a prostitute and asking them for a hug. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Nobody knows the age of the human race, but everybody agrees that it is old enough to know better. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hope that you are enjoying your trip as much as I'm enjoying masturbating with the door open and volume up. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
According to the laws of physics a Bumblebee shouldn't be able to fly, but a Bumblebee doesn't know this, so it flies! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Teacher: Please go to page 364 in your text book. Random kid in the back: HOLY CRAP I JUSTFLIPPED RIGHT TO THAT… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Omgz hav!n such a gewd tiem wif mai bestiez, lolzzz!..Serio íusly? Take your keyboard and bash your head into it. -___- — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Niggas be wanting a girl who plays video games, watch sports & wear jordan's. Sounds like you want a boyfriend bro ahah...;) — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm sorry I didn't get you a box of chocolates for Valentine's Day, but if you want something sweet I'm right here. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I should make my name on Facebook so when I see something stupid somebody posted and like it and when they check… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
DUDE I just poured my friggin heart out to you & you reply ohlol. I hope you get hit by a bus!… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I had this dream and I really wanted to be a star. I was almost a monster in the way that I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Having a pet is the reason I only spend 97% of the day thinking about myself. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you walk into a spider web,,, and you instantly become a kung fu master... amazing — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me six times, The Fast and the Furious. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The best thing about a heat wave is constantly having the illusion you're getting exercise. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Question: Have you ever had a crush on your ex? Answer: Wayyyyyy to many times — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I should really start going to bed earlier so I have more time in the morning to be late for work. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac who stays up all night wondering if there really is a Dog? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you're single, all you see are happy couples. When you're committed, all you see are happy singles. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Happy Mother's Day to someone who expects to be treated like a queen on this and every other day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I know I'm not perfect, I'm vintage, which means my flaws make me priceless! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Knowing your family so well, You can tell who's coming downthe stairs by the sound of their footsteps… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
According to Wikipedia, the longer your Starbuck's drink order, the less of a man you are. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hope you are as ready to confuse our sexual chemistry for love as I am. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Friend: "I wasn't even that drunk !" Me: "Dude...you asked your girlfriend if she was single." — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Life ... is a tale Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, Signifying nothing. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Laughing is the best medicine. But laughing for no reason, you need medicine — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That Awkward Momment WhenSomeone Deletes There Comment So It Looks Like Your Talking To Your Self.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
