Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss But I only slept with you, because I was pissed. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There was no sex education in 70's we thought kama sutra was Indian takeaway. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I remember when I was a kid , and I used to go on the computer just to use paint . The… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The moment you're laughing so hard and you try to stop, but youlook at the person and laugh again — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Listen, I'm not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings. I'm a drunk, we go to parties. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when someone asks if your hair is wet, but its just that dirty. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
To forget you is hard to do and to forget me is up to you. Forget me not, forget me never. Forget… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Today I changed my name in my dads phone to God and when he swore I texted him saying I HEARD THAT!… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
10 year olds have a Blackberry, an iPad, a laptop and Facbeook? When I was 10, I felt cool with my new markers. : — Anonymous Copy Share Image
This hot guy next to me in class just fell asleep. Maybe I should fall asleep too...so I can tell my friends… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I Die... I want to Die Like My Grandmother... Who Died Peacefully in her Sleep... Not Screaming like all the passengers… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why do single girls take advice from other single girls? That's like ray charles giving stevie wonder driving directions. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I can tell if two people are in love by how they hold each others hands, and how thick their sanitation gloves… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wonder if Jersey Shore is making Italian-Americans long for the days of only being stereotyped as members of murderous crime syndicates. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't break someone's heart they have only one, Break their bones, they have 206 of them — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Beating someone in a video game when you were just pressing random buttons the whole time. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's funny how a person can break your heart, and you can still love them with all the little pieces. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
She's not a slow texter she's texting other niggas, so be patient and wait your turn. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Arithmetic is being able to count up to twenty without taking off your shoes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Marching in the Gay Pride Parade is less exciting now that my parents support my sexual orientation. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Im not clumsy! The floor just hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in the way. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Parents catch you masturbating? Stare straight at em and finish like a boss! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think I can be a rapper, I'm good at rhymes.. cat, bat, fat, hat, chat… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I challenge you to find a whiter problem than Mad Men and Game of Thrones being on at the same time. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My favorite thing about summer is having a valid excuse for my excessive sweating. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When your parents leave you home alone ... Well, its time toteach the neighbor what good music is. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some people call it a learning curve, I call it going in circles. Attempting to study... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you don't go out on the limb... how are you going to get the good apple? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm not saying my ex-girlfriend is a slut I am just saying if everyone's cock had wings she'd be a airport. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear Periods, the only reason I like you is because you're a sign that I'm not pregnant. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
