It's heroic service like yours that reminds me how meaningless my life is. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sorry you have such a weird name and no celebrity parents to blame it on — Anonymous Copy Share Image
L hate when you're nice to the weird kid, and then they stalk your life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was going to give you a filthy look... Then I realised you already have one. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sleeping with an ex is like masturbation. You know you're f*cking yourself but you do it anyway. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Here's to Miley Cyrus for somehow making all Halloween costumes prior to 2013 look shockingly unslutty. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Moving on is like a bitter vegetable, it doesn't taste good, but it's good for you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Old people at weddings always poke me and say You're Next. So I started doing the same to them at funerals — Anonymous Copy Share Image
School is pointless! English: We speak it. History: They're dead, get over it. Math: 1+1 = 2 Beyonce taught us that. Spanish: We have Dora... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You arent the only one sitting home alone on a Saturday night. Wonder if your future boyfriend/girlfriend is doing the same thing… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
'Remember, nothing says good job, like a firm, open-palm slap on the behind!' - Sexual Harassment Training Video — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Getting food stuck in your teeth: 2% Get it out with a toothpick. 8% Use your finger to remove it.90% Using your… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your friendship means so much to me that... When you cry, I cry. When you laugh, I laugh. When you jump out… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In a way, I feel sorry for the children of our generation. They'll have parents who know how to check browsing history. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Starring at a text for 5 minutes trying to figure out how to replywhile thinking, damn it's a goodthing we aren't talking… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My fiance and I had a fight over household expenses. He's never had a job in his life, but this didn't stop… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
