Bitch, please your so ugly that gold fish crackers don't even smile back! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I made a killing in the stock market. My broker lost all my money, so I killed him. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Tip for losing weight: Turn your head left, then turn right. Repeat every time you are asked to eat…lol — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I love you enough to be seen in public wearing matching Halloween costumes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Love your enemies. They'll go crazy trying to figure out what you're up to. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I bought a self learning record to learn Spanish. I turned it on and went to sleep; the record got stuck. The… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If I reach over and choke you, it's not that I don't like you. It's just that I've had to much caffeine… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
99% of teenagers would cry if they saw Justin Bieber standing on top of a tower about to jump. If you are… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“its funny how i didn't like reading but i love it know the young adult books are base on kids my age… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear 4th grader on facebook, How are you in a complicated relationship? What'd he do, stealyour animal crackers? -. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hey Guys I Just Got Home My Head Is Killing Me But I Took a Medicine. And I'll be on and Post… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
