SMS / Text Messages

Hold on man ... scooby-doo

Hold on, man.
We don't go anywhere with
"scary," "spooky," "haunted,"
or "forbidden" in the title.
~From Scooby-Doo

On dasara occasion

On this auspicious occasion,
I wish the color, bliss and beauty
Of this festival€¦
Be with you throught the year!
Happy dasara

Jesus cannot forget us

Jesus cannot forget us;
we have been graven on
the palms of his hands. - Lois Picillo

Wishing You Christmas and a Happy New Year

May this Christmas end the present year
on a cheerful note and make way
for a fresh and bright new year.
Here's wishing you a
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

How do you recognize a Sardar in School?

How do you recognize a Sardar in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from
the book when the teacher erases the board.

Running in rain and enjoying!

It Is Nice
When Someone Holds
Umbrella For You In The
Rain ...
But
It Is The Most Wonderful
If Someone Holds Your Hand
And Runs Crazily With You
In The Rain

Man before Marriage is like Airtel

Man before Marriage is like Airtel....
"Aisi Azaadi Aur Kahaan"

After Marriage He's Like Hutch...
"Whereever U Go Our Network Follows."

A monkey has been severely injured

Where r u?
U r u not replying?
I m worried coz todays paper
I read that due 2 thunder a monkey
has been severely injured.
So if u r safe, SMS me immediately.

A B C D E F G H I J K . . . .

A - U'r Attractive
B - U'r D Best
C - U'r Cute
D - U'r Dear 2 me
E - U'r Excellent
F - U'r Funny
G - U'r Gud Looking
H - He He He
I - I'm
J - Just
K - Kidding

Happy Propose Day!!!

*** The sweetest way to propose:
“Excuse me, do you have a band aid,
because i scrapped my knee
when i fell in love with you.”
Will you be mine ...
Happy Propose Day!!!

Aakhir de za pa kom gunah prekhodam

Wale de meena ke ruswa prekhodam
Dasi di wale benawa prekhodam
Okhko pa makh me laare jore krale
Za ashna ta che na-ashna prekhodam
Mehfal khaista da raqibano de kro
Kala che za de yak tanha prekhodam
Za sodaee pa taal da meeni zangam
Laka Majnoon de pa sahra prekhodam
Ma Imdad Khiyal ta khpal qasoor o haya
Aakhir de za pa kom gunah prekhodam