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Imagine world without girls

Imagine world without girls
roads sunsan markets viran
na janu na jan
na koi girl friend k liye preshan
bas namaz & quran
&
sarey larke direct jannat ul maqam

My way of life

MY WAY OF LIFE .
People Laugh Because i am Different, .
And i Laugh Because They Are All the Same, .
Thats Called 'ATTITUDE'...
"LIVE IT YOUR OWN WAY"

World shortest jokes

Worlds shortest jokes:

1) 2 Women r sitting quiet.

2) 2 Sardars r playing chess.

3) GirlFriend pays the bill...!!!

Need more???

U r beautiful.:-P

Circumstance does not make the man

Circumstance does not make the man;
it reveals him to himself
James Allen

Learn to enjoy every minute of your life

Learn to enjoy every minute of your life. Be happy now.
Don't wait for something outside of yourself
to make you happy in the future. Think how
really precious is the time you have to spend,
whether it's at work or with your family.
Every minute should be enjoyed and savoured.
Earl Nightingale

I am not a ....

"I am not a palmist to tell u where ur paths will lead u..
I am not an astrologist to tell u if ur stars will be lucky enough for u..
I am not even gud enough to take ur burden over my shoulders..
But.. I can make a wish for u.. A simple wish that..
"May ALLAH lead u to the best path..
May He bless u with the luckiest stars..
May He guide u, protect u n help u through everything!" Ameen.

Mr.Bean Science

Mr.Bean Science
.
Major Rohail:
I was stuck in ELEVATOR for 3 hrs
Due to electric failure

Mr.Bean:
Ya me too
I was stuck on ESCALATOR for 5 hrs

you are an angle

I'll walk wid u in every step of Life
But promise me You'll hide your wings
when we walk together!
cause, i don't want the world 2 know that u r
. . . . .an "Angle"

Joke kaisa laga ?

u r...
A B C D E F G H I J K L

A=Aachhe

B=Briliant

C=Cool

D=Dashing

E=Emotional

F=Fantastic

G=Great

H=Hot

I=Intelligent

&
JKL=Joke Kaisa Laga.

Seek what they sought.

Do not seek to follow in
the footsteps of the wise.
Seek what they sought.

(Basho)

Good, better, and best person

A good person will always be in memory.
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.
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A better person will always be in dreams.
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But the best person will always be in my heart.

A sinking ship & life guard jacket

A ship was sinking.
Captain: Does any one know how to pray?
A priest comes forward and says he can pray.
Captain: Ok priest, you pray;
Everyone else in ship will wear a life jacket
as we are one jacket short.