I love hearing rumors about myself,
most of the time, its stuff I didn't
even know about myself.

Women are like fruits
Every woman has her own unique taste & color
The problem is the men
They seem to love fruit salad

Tark-e-rasme-e-dosti hargiz mera maslak na tha,
ittifakan, doston sy rabtay kam ho gaye !

Tring Tring Tring.

Sardar: Hello kon bol raha hai?
Other side: Ji, main bol raha hon.
Sardar: oye ye to kamal ho gia,
idhar se bhi main hi bol raha hon.

Is dil ka kaha mano 1 kaam ker do,
1 bay naam si mohabbat mere naam kar do,

Meri zaat pay faqat itna ehsaan kar do,
Ghar say naha k niklo, poray muhallay ko hairaan kar do

Girlfriend giving house directions 2 her boyfriend

"Come to the front gate of my apartment where you drop me,
Look for flat 9a,
you will find a lift on ur right.
Hit 9 with ur elbow,
Get out of the lift u will find my flat on left....
Hit the doorbell with your elbow & i will get the door 4u"

boyfriend says- dear that seems easy
but why m i hitting buttons with my elbows?
Girlfriend:oh! Sorry, that mean you coming empty handed?")
boyfriend: (speechless) :/ :d

Innocent Line written On T-shirt of A Student..
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'Student are not Cheaters
we just really enjoy having the Same answers..' ;-) B-)

Husband to a newly wed wife!
I could go to the end of the world for you
Wife:Thanks,but promise me
you will stay there for the rest of your life.