If Malika plays roll of Draupadi,
Duryodhan will say pheli bhabhi ko sari to pehna,
hum to dekhen ye vastro mein kaisi lagti hai..?

FOOL se, FOOL ne,
FOOLon ki FOOLwari me
FOOL ke sath wish kiya '
You are the most beautiFOOL,
colorFOOL & wonderFOOL amongst all FOOLS

In this world people will always throw stones
in the path of ur success,
it depends on you...
What you make from them
a wall
or
a bridge

This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat,
keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,
20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat!

Enjoy the little things,
for one day you may look back
and realize they were the big things.

Aisi apni wife ho

aisi apni wife ho
5.5 jiski hight ho

jeans jiski tight ho
chehra jiska bright ho

waight main thori light ho
umer main diffrence slight ho

thori se woh quite ho
to mamorable her ek night ho

aisi apni wife ho
sarak per sub kaheen kia cute hey

bheer main sub kaheen pakistan ki paidaish h0
beauty multyply by twice ho

favorite color white ho
make up thora light ho

zulfain dynamite hoon
aankheen us ki jaisey sunny twilight ho

hoonton ko dekh ker lagey jaisey coke diet ho

jub sari pehan ker nikley to kia sight ho
aisa lagey jaisey swtizerland ki flight ho

aisi apni wife ho agar aisi apni wife ho tu kia haseen life ho..

A girl ask to moulvi! can i kiss a man?
moulvi says: astaghfirullah! astaghfirullah!

girl: can i kiss a boy?
moulvi: laahulawala quwata.........

girl: can i kiss u?
moulvi: Bismillahh bismillah

If I could pull down the rainbow I would write ur name with it & put it back in the sky to let everybody know how colorful my life is with a friend like u!!