Smile SMS / Text Messages

An elderly husband and wife visit their doctor

when they begin forgetting little things.

Their doctor tells them that many people

find it useful to write themselves little notes.

When they get home, the wife says,

"Dear, will you please go to the kitchen

and get me a dish of ice cream?

And maybe write that down so you won't forget?"

"Nonsense," says the husband,

"I can remember a dish of ice cream."

"Well," says the wife, "I'd also like some

strawberries and whipped cream on it."

"My memory's not all that bad,

" says the husband. "No problem -- a dish of ice cream

with strawberries and whipped cream.

I don't need to write it down."

He goes into the kitchen;

his wife hears pots and pans banging around.

The husband finally emerges from the kitchen

and presents his wife with a plate of bacon and eggs.

She looks at the plate and asks,

"Hey, where's the toast I asked for?"

Facts n Theory

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If the facts don't fit the theory,

change the facts.

5 seconds of smile

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If 5 seconds of smile
can make a photograph more beautiful.

Then just imagine
if you keep always smiling
how beautiful your life will be.
So keep smiling !!!!!

Smile On Your Face

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Rose is Famous 4 Grace...
Advocate is Famous 4 his Case...
Horses r Famous 4 Race...
But u r Famous 4 Smile on Ur Face...!
have a nice day

A smile gives red colour 2 ur cheeks

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A smile gives red colour 2 ur cheeks,
White 2 ur teeth,
Pink colour 2 ur lips,
Silver colour 2 ur eyes,

So keep smiling
&
enjoy the colours of life

In the time of high price of everything

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In the time of high price of everything,
A smile is still something affordable.
Stock and use lots of it.
As it has huge returns.

Thousands of languages around this world

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Thousands of languages around this world
but
"smile" can beat them all.
Because
"Smile" is the Language even a BABY can speak..

I love your smile

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Ultimate insult..

I Iove your smile becoz..
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My favorite colour is "YELLOW"!! :D'