Sardar's Leave application
Dear Sir,
My wife is ill.
As there is no other Husband
in the family to look after her,
Kindly grant me leave for one day.
Sardar sms / text messages & jokes (urdu/hindi/english)
Sardar SMS / Text Messages
Latest version of java
(47 votes, average: 3.87 out of 5)
Loading...Interviewer asked sardarji:
Which are the 2 latest versions of java?
Sardarji: Marjava & Mitjava
Number dial karnay se pehley do lagain
(67 votes, average: 4.37 out of 5)Loading...A sardarji went to a
STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and
slapped the operator twice.
:-( Guess why ?
bcoz there it was written
"Number dial karnay se pehley do lagain"
Pair of strange socks
(40 votes, average: 3.15 out of 5)Loading...Teacher : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing,
one is green and one is blue with red spots!
Sardar ji: Yes it's really strange.
I've got another pair of the same at home.
It is wrong to sleep with married women.
(40 votes, average: 3.95 out of 5)Loading...Sardarji is not sleeping with his wife! these days
Guess why?
because somebody had told him that
it is wrong to sleep with married women.
Awaaz sunaideti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta
(51 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Sardar: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun
to muje sirf awaaz sunaideti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.
Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai?
Sardar: Phone karte waqt.
Open lunch box in the middle of the road
(41 votes, average: 3.78 out of 5)Loading...Sardarji opens his lunch box
in the middle of the road....why ?
Just to confirm whether he is going
to or coming back from the office
Sitting on the top of mountain
(48 votes, average: 3.96 out of 5)Loading...Sardar : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying....
When a person asked what he was doing....
He replied... Oye!! Higher Studies Yaar...!!!
A Teacher lecturing on population
(49 votes, average: 4.12 out of 5)Loading...A Teacher lecturing on population -
In India after Every 10 sec a
woman gives birth to a kid.
A Sardar stands up-
we must find & stop her!.
Why r all these people running?
(50 votes, average: 4.28 out of 5)Loading...Sardar-
why r all these people running?
Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup,
why r others running?
How can a Sardar Kill a Lion ?
(43 votes, average: 4.09 out of 5)Loading...How can a Sardar Kill a Lion ?
Sardarji thinks N thinks hard
&
comes to a conclusion:
I'll drink poison n let lion eat me.
This horrible thing is what you call modern art
(36 votes, average: 4.14 out of 5)Loading...Sardar at an Art Gallery:
I suppose this horrible looking thing is
what you call modern art ?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!